News by ‘Akoy Ciraulo’

7-11 Brand Sold to Indian Conglomerate Tata Group

In a surprising move, Indian conglomerate Tata Group announced yesterday the acquisition of Dallas, TX based 7-Eleven, Inc for an undisclosed sum. Apoo Nahasapeemapetilon, Vice President of Operations for Tata Group said that because this is the first time the company is venturing into the...

Manning Says Seahawks May Have Tampered with Equipment

Just a few hours after the humiliating Superbowl loss by the AFC champion Denver Broncos to the Seattle Seahawks, a controversy is beginning to surface about equipment tampering by the Seahawks. Denver quarterback Peyton Manning, during an interview this morning said he believes that Seattle...

Justin Bieber Throws a Temper Tantrum at NY Airport

It looks like authorities have their eyes on Canadian pop singer Justin Bieber’s every move, like goldfish in a bowl. Police at JFK airport in New York held Bieber’s entourage at the airport Friday on suspicion that Bieber’s group was carrying marijuana. However, drug sniffer-dogs...

Superbowl Halftime Show to be Performed at Remote Location

The NFL revealed today that due to the extreme weather forecast for February 2nd, the half time show for Superbowl XLVIII, which features Bruno Mars will be performed remotely, inside a dome, and shown on giant screens at the chilly Metlife Stadium instead. John Sycamore,...

1930’s Radio Broadcasts are Bouncing Back to Earth

Has your AM radio band been full of static, faint signals, and what seems like adjacent-station interference lately? It isn’t your radio folks, but signals transmitted from earth —  back in the 1930s. Modern civilization’s radio transmissions are now beginning to bounce back to earth,...

Jimmy Hoffa’s Remains May Have Been Found at Recent “Goodfellas” Bust

Investigators following leads from a recent mobster bust in New York announced at a new conference this morning that they may have discovered the remains of International Brotherhood of Teamsters (IBT) former General President, James “Jimmy” Hoffa, who in 1975 vanished at the age of...

GoogleCare Quietly Goes Online

Without much fanfare, a website hurriedly put together by Google to help with the ‘Obamacare’ website went online yesterday. The new site, named GoogleCare, was commissioned by the United States Federal Government to augment the current website, officially known as HealthCare.gov, which is the online...

Lousy tipper? You will Wash Dirty Dishes in California

SACRAMENTO, California – Governor Gerry Brown today signed into law a bill that imposes heavy fines on restaurant patrons who do not leave a tip or leaves a tip that equals to less than 15% of the total restaurant bill. The new law will take...

NFL: Sherman, Crabtree to Spend Time Together After Superbowl

Just as everyone in the NFL football world thought that nothing would make it right between Seattle Seahawks’ defensive back Richard Sherman and San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Michael Crabtree, Sherman reaches out to Crabtree by telephone on Thursday to try to patch things up...

Canadian Woman Claims AXE Made Her Do “It”

A woman in Canada is suing British–Dutch company Unilever, claiming that ingredients contained in the AXE brand of deodorant makes her ‘horny’, and ‘forces’ her do sexually-explicit dances and ‘activities’ which are uncharacteristic of her behavior. The 24-year-old Montreal woman, identified as Lucinda Pierre-Badot, filed...