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Phillip Morris Introduces ‘Marlboro M’ Marijuana Cigarettes

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Phillip Morris, the world’s biggest cigarette producer, announced today that they will join the marijuana legalization bandwagon and start producing marijuana cigarettes. Marketed under the brand “Marlboro M”, the cigarettes will be made available for sale through marijuana-licensed outlets in the state of Colorado, and...

Facebook Discontinues ‘Like Pages’; Users Will Soon Pay to See Friends’ Posts

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MOUNTAIN VIEW, California — In an effort to reduce bandwidth on its popular news feed, Facebook announced after hours yesterday that it is discontinuing one of its major sections called Like Pages. The largest social networking site in the world said that during their latest...

iPads for Toilet Use? Apple Says it’s What Users Want

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Cupertino, CA - Apple,Inc today introduced a new iPad model, joining the line up of its popular iPad Air series. The new model, dubbed iPad Clean Air has a layer of coating on its outer case that kills germs upon contact. In a press release,...

IRS Declares No Taxes Due for Most Americans for Tax Year 2014

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Thousands of taxpayers are taking to the streets in New York this morning upon hearing the announcement of a tax break announced by the Internal Revenue Service at 9AM Eastern time this morning. The tax break, affecting the majority of U.S. taxpayers, will mean a...

Ugandan President’s Daughter Reveals She is Gay

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In a startling revelation, the daughter of Ugandan President Yoweri ­Museveni admitted today during a radio talk show in Mbarara, in Western Uganda that she is homosexual, and that she is revealing this fact as a protest to the anti-gay law her father signed only...

Airlines to Start Charging Based on How Much Passengers Weigh

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Steak, $1.99 a pound…check. Peanuts, $3.00 a pound…check. Airline ticket, $10.00 a pound? Major carriers around the world are now working to change their current ticketing systems to allow for charging passengers on how much they weigh, rather than the distance of the flight they...

McDonald’s Beer? Rice Prices Skyrocket

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The price of rice in the world market doubled in just a few days after the internet world went abuzz on rumors that fast food giant McDonald’s Corporation has finalized negotiations with iconic Belgian-Brazilian brewery, Anheuser-Busch to supply its beer to its restaurants worldwide. The...

$18,000+ Traffic Fine? Possible if You Live in Los Angeles

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Los Angeles, California, the second most populous city in United States, passed a new ordinance today that will increase traffic fines for well-to-do drivers, while decreasing the the fines for low-income traffic violators. The new law, which was passed on a 14-1 vote during the city...

Manning Says Seahawks May Have Tampered with Equipment

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Just a few hours after the humiliating Superbowl loss by the AFC champion Denver Broncos to the Seattle Seahawks, a controversy is beginning to surface about equipment tampering by the Seahawks. Denver quarterback Peyton Manning, during an interview this morning said he believes that Seattle...

Superbowl Halftime Show to be Performed at Remote Location

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The NFL revealed today that due to the extreme weather forecast for February 2nd, the half time show for Superbowl XLVIII, which features Bruno Mars will be performed remotely, inside a dome, and shown on giant screens at the chilly Metlife Stadium instead. John Sycamore,...