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Phillip Morris Introduces ‘Marlboro M’ Marijuana Cigarettes

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Phillip Morris, the world’s biggest cigarette producer, announced today that they will join the marijuana legalization bandwagon and start producing marijuana cigarettes. Marketed under the brand “Marlboro M”, the cigarettes will be made available for sale through marijuana-licensed outlets in the state of Colorado, and...

Facebook Discontinues ‘Like Pages’; Users Will Soon Pay to See Friends’ Posts

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MOUNTAIN VIEW, California — In an effort to reduce bandwidth on its popular news feed, Facebook announced after hours yesterday that it is discontinuing one of its major sections called Like Pages. The largest social networking site in the world said that during their latest...

Anti-Gay Summit: Putin, Museveni to Meet in July

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Russian President Vladimir Putin and Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni announced today in a joint statement that the two leaders will meet in July on what would be an unprecedented two-nation summit to discuss strategies regarding each countries’ anti-gay laws. The summit, which was suggested by Putin...

7-11 Brand Sold to Indian Conglomerate Tata Group

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In a surprising move, Indian conglomerate Tata Group announced yesterday the acquisition of Dallas, TX based 7-Eleven, Inc for an undisclosed sum. Apoo Nahasapeemapetilon, Vice President of Operations for Tata Group said that because this is the first time the company is venturing into the...

“America the Beautiful”, Sung in Tsalagi (Cherokee) - Tops the Charts

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Different song versions of America the Beautiful, sung in Tsalagi (Cherokee), has spiked the U.S. music charts and is now one of the most downloaded songs on iTunes. The songs, performed by different artists and musicians, are fast becoming the unexpected benefactors surrounding Coca-Cola’s now...

Manning Says Seahawks May Have Tampered with Equipment

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Just a few hours after the humiliating Superbowl loss by the AFC champion Denver Broncos to the Seattle Seahawks, a controversy is beginning to surface about equipment tampering by the Seahawks. Denver quarterback Peyton Manning, during an interview this morning said he believes that Seattle...

Superbowl Halftime Show to be Performed at Remote Location

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The NFL revealed today that due to the extreme weather forecast for February 2nd, the half time show for Superbowl XLVIII, which features Bruno Mars will be performed remotely, inside a dome, and shown on giant screens at the chilly Metlife Stadium instead. John Sycamore,...

GoogleCare Quietly Goes Online

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Without much fanfare, a website hurriedly put together by Google to help with the ‘Obamacare’ website went online yesterday. The new site, named GoogleCare, was commissioned by the United States Federal Government to augment the current website, officially known as HealthCare.gov, which is the online...

Lousy tipper? You will Wash Dirty Dishes in California

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SACRAMENTO, California - Governor Gerry Brown today signed into law a bill that imposes heavy fines on restaurant patrons who do not leave a tip or leaves a tip that equals to less than 15% of the total restaurant bill. The new law will take...

NFL: Sherman, Crabtree to Spend Time Together After Superbowl

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Just as everyone in the NFL football world thought that nothing would make it right between Seattle Seahawks’ defensive back Richard Sherman and San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Michael Crabtree, Sherman reaches out to Crabtree by telephone on Thursday to try to patch things up...