Ugandan President’s Daughter Reveals She is Gay

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In a startling revelation, the daughter of Ugandan President Yoweri ­Museveni admitted today during a radio talk show in Mbarara, in Western Uganda that she is homosexual, and that she is revealing this fact as a protest to the anti-gay law her father signed only a few days ago.

Museveni’s daughter said that though she loves her father unconditionally, she does not agree with Uganda’s anti-gay stance, and will fight against it.

“I am gay, I am homosexual. I have known this since I was a little girl. Also, I have been Christian all of my life, so I will not tolerate any law of this supposedly democratic nation, that will place hate on any person just because of what his or her sexual orientation happens to be,” she said.

“Now that I finally revealed my sexual orientation, I put myself in front of this new law and I will let our people decide what to do with me,” Museveni’s daughter adds, as her voice breaks down while on air.

The radio host, John Kusirivu was noticeably in shock, and sounded like he could not get words out of his mouth.

The live radio broadcast was abruptly shortened and was put off air after a few hours of repeated commercials.

In the latest setback for homosexuals across Africa, the Ugandan President signed a law Monday that imposes tough penalties for homosexual acts, a move that has been condemned from around the world and that may jeopardize Uganda’s relationship with the United States and other Western nations.

As of this writing, neither the radio station nor the office of Ugandan President Yoweri ­Museveni could be reached for comment.

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  • Mi01

    Come what may, our president put his foot down on the so called western
    world and we are behind him 100%. African culture is not for gay people,
    these are effects of neo-colonialism but we shall not embrace
    everything the west has to offer. So we say NO to homosexuality. Thank
    you Mr. President. If she is gay let her move to America, stop using her
    maiden name (Kamuntu) and not hold Uganda at ransom because her father
    signed the bill into law. Or else let her face the law period.

    • Prossie

      Jesus Mary and Joseph!

      • M32

        My dear u r only labeling yo self as a Christian in Error.. If at all u really understand what being a christian means, it shouldn’t be u involving in such immoral activities. The bible is clear as it is written in Leviticus 20:13 ” If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. ” My advise to u Kamuntu is to humble before God and repent for misusing your body which is a temple in which the Holy spirit dwells for such immoral conduct. The bible teaches us to keep our garments without blemish to await the arrival of our heavenly King Jesus and u r busy rolling in the mad of gayism. Call the blood of Jesus immediately without dealy for sanctification and he is merciful and forgiving and your sins will be forgiven.

        • Ibrahim

          I keep wondering why Ugandans are focusing too much on this law we have got so many issues to deal with other than this. Talk about corruption all of us will stand bring issues Child and maternal health why mothers should die while bringing new life to the planet. But we are fond of dealing with minor minor issues. The laws in Uganda are not well enforced anyway so nothing much will happen. I can assure you that if our laws were well enforced in the developed World 90% of Ugandans would be in prison. So all of you focus on the future, human rights and democracy. This is all I ask.

          This World is not ours it was rented to us by our grand grand children so are we moving backwards or forward? How will the owners find it?

          • Johnnegro Lugoloobi

            O yes you are right dear Ibrahim

          • Maria Onnis

            couldn’t agree more!

        • http://wiseoldsnail.org/ wiseoldsnail

          why are you quoting the old testament? if you consider yourself christian, the new testament is your guide : jesus didn’t say a single word about homosexuality, though he did say JUDGE NOT, LEST YE BE JUDGED

          if you intend to follow the law according to leviticus, you might want to study it a bit more, as you break those laws every day

    • Kananura Rorny

      It is not 100% @Mi01 for me as a human activist I don not agree and mind you I am a Ugandan. Why don’t you first remove the log in your eyes and then you start helping others. Yes, you should say “no” but the no should not mean killing. why dont you say no to corruption, unemployment among others. Stupid Ugandans

      • Maria Onnis

        well said!

    • Glenn De Swardt

      Uhm….. African “culture”? He wore a suit and tie when he signed the bill – what was so “African” about that? He arrived at the event in a car – what was so “African” about that?
      Uhm…. come to think of it, what is so “African” about Christianity?
      Do you drink Coco Cola Mi01?

    • Maria Onnis

      and why America should accept Ugandans??? i’m sure his daughter would easily give up her maiden name as is nothing to be proud of!

      • http://wiseoldsnail.org/ wiseoldsnail

        agree … but then again, there is power in keeping that which she was given : her name … and making sure the world knows who she is

  • free man

    Stop lying to the public otherwise the Government will take action.This is the last warning.Whatever happens do not say we didnot tell you

    • Civil Servant

      yeah right!! Who do you think you can intimidate?

      • banur

        And you fool seems to have joined the gays…bogus

        • Civil Servant

          Well, let me be the fool that doesn’t get personal when someone expresses an opinion contrary to mine. It’s called ‘growing up’. You should try it sometime. :D

    • Glenn De Swardt

      You sound like a very violent man free…. and stupid – would you describe yourself as a typical heterosexual Ugandan?

      • Liebe

        Glenn De Swardt..which role do you play ..do their f..k your ass ..or you f..k them..what a hell are you ..you sound to be concerned so much,according to yr replies and funny cooments.
        Tell me which part og Ug ,do come from. ..if not yr a lost sheep mind yr own ass.

        • Glenn De Swardt

          My personal sex life is none of your business Liebe – your questions are inappropriate and invasive ( HOW SMALL IS YOUR COCK LIEBE?) and has nothing to do with the current debate – focus on the issue!!!!

          • Liebe

            WHICH issues.. should i focus on.. you wonna know how big is. my Cock… bring yr Asshole ..although i’m not a hom..i will learn and
            try on you first. You have nothing to debate unless yr a ugandan wearing a mask.. of Glenn who is calling other people stupid..

          • Glenn De Swardt

            Trust me: I have no interest in yr cock – that was merely an indication of how inappropriate and invasive your own question was. I am not Ugandan although I am African, And yes you do appear stupid.
            To make it clear: the issue being discussed is Uganda’s Anti Homosexuality Bill, not your interest in my ass

          • Glenn De Swardt

            I never used the word “big” – I used the word “small”. See how your (small?) mind distorts things Liebe?

          • Glenn De Swardt

            I referred to how small your cock is Liebe – not how large it is. See how you distort reality? And yes, I sincerely DO think you are uninformed and stupid and I hope you are not representative of the heterosexual population on Uganda!

          • http://wiseoldsnail.org/ wiseoldsnail

            as usual : homophobe = closet homosexual

        • http://wiseoldsnail.org/ wiseoldsnail

          why are you so obsessed about the sex life of another? that, in and of itself, is an abomination toward your god

  • Cat Muyanja

    Please stop these ridiculous insults on our president and his family. we are done being brainwashed please don’t force us agree on your obscene devilish acts that you to don’t like in your own countries. however much you bully intimidate, or even abuse your power, we as Ugandan citizens don’t like it and we back our president on this one all the way. she is not gay and nevr will be. please respect our wish.

    • Glenn De Swardt

      Your Honourable President is making Africa seem idiotic! Simple! Will he now pass a Bill against left-handed people, musical people, tall people or against Indians? THINK about it Cat – open you mind!!!!!!

  • Akampurira

    I can’t believe this. If it is concocted then the writer should be held responsible and if it is true then the president has a lot to explain to his family and all Ugandans.

    • Julius Babyetsiza

      Why, silly! You mean the law should be repealed just because the President’s own child/daughter is gay? The law was enacted to protect humanity/Ugandans, of which the said Daina Kamuntu is one.

      • Keith Francis Farrell

        You think murder is acceptable, would you also like to slavery reintroduced. Any law which takes away peoples rights is wrong. It does not matter what you believe. there are so many laws in the bible that are broken by normal people. That is heterosexual people. Yes people like you. Well it is wrong to use one verse to justify your hate. Do you really think gad will be proud of you. What are you going to do when one of your children comes out as gay. Are you going to murder him? Do you not love your children? would you sell your daughter to her rapist? none of those are acceptable. your country has become like Nazi Germany was with its treatment of the Jewish people. You are so wrong. I hope the world stops all the aid and that you homophobes all starve to death, once your whole race has dies maybe the next race to take over that country will be more human
        .

        • Emadu

          Iam sure this is the man who concocted that story, well u hav the liberties to do that but we hav all the rights to preserve our country’s norms, since time in memorial did u feed us? do u even hav the food to feed us? we hav enough land to produce food and fertile by the way. we make our own laws, and we know who we want and dont want in our country u ass shattering dudes forget about us we dont even need u.

          • Glenn De Swardt

            Hi Emadu – you raise good points and you probably don’t need anyone – including the international aid that has kept you guys going – but Uganda’s educational system may need to be reviewed for producing idiots such as yourself.

          • jeppen

            Why would Ugandans want to stay prejudiced, intolerant barbarians? Please stop attacking and hurting those that are different. Please show some compassion. It doesn’t hurt you.

        • Mi01

          Keith please feed your own people forget about us. If you think we cant eat simply coz we’re not gay and we punish the gay people when they preach their way of life to our kids yo mistaken. Nazi or not our president is right on this one, keep your damn aid money. This is the pearl of Africa and anything can grow here. So stop bad mouthing our country, we say NO TO HOMOSEXUALITY and that’s our stand. If a male dog cant have sex with a fellow male dog then where does that put the gay people? How can you corrupt something as interesting as sex and you force us to adapt…hahaha. No please. You people already spent quality time in labs engineering the AIDS disease in a biological war to reduce blacks and now you want to stop us from producing more Amins!!!!! No way

          • johnbull88

            Sound like more marxist talk by you Africans.

          • Maria Onnis

            wow!!!!!!! so rich your preach!! I don’t believe in God because people like u!!! if God existed people like u would have a brain to think logically and not brainwashed as u do!
            Stop hate people, why hate the gay and not the black , the Chinese, the Americans and so on??? we are all the same , what people do in the bedroom is not your business.
            Simple as!!! none cares what u do why would u care?? gay people are people, the love the bleed they suffer and smile like everyone. U should be ashamed of yourself!
            And when u die if there is an hell and heaven you will be burning next to Hitler ! pity i don’t believe in this religious nonsense but i kind of wish the whole fairy tale exsisted now as would comfort me that a waste of life like u would actually burn eternally.
            Buy more books, travel and think about your sad life instead of worrying about gay people!
            u disgust me and the rest of the world.

          • Maria Onnis

            by the way, u hate in the name of God. remind me again which loving religion u belong to??

          • milenni

            Hear hear!

          • Glenn De Swardt

            CRAZY!!!

          • Dustin Vann Poe

            its rather sad that the “pearl of Africa” is about as filthy as a clay marble. i may still be oppressed and inequal in my country but at least the level of intolerance and ignorance isn’t as high as your statement represents. i guess thats cause we have enough food and potable water in the u.s.? maybe they’re correlated i don’t know. but the AIDS disease actually first struck blood among the gays you hate. and was likely engineered by people with your mentality, secondly do you own dogs in uganda because we have plenty here and i can tell you i’ve seen gay dogs more times than i can count, so your argument is invalid. but then again i’d probably be easily convinced that such obvious things “do not exist” if i was infected with malaria. please learn to investigate things before instilling faith in them lest you die too ignorant to know the way to the afterlife.

          • Randy Valon

            I guess you don’t realize that Africa got this belief from whites that invaded your country and modernized it You are still holding on to the wrongs they did to your country and still don’t realize it. Before they came homosexuality was not an issue in Africa. Can’t you think for yourself enough to realize that this is wrong? You need something as stupid as trying to control who falls in love with whom to make you feel worthy, or better? Think of how it would feel to be straight and told that your feelings for women are unlawful. That’s exactly how a gay person feels. Wake up over there!!

          • Mitch Burns

            Your not saying NO to homosexuality, your imprisoning them. They have just as much right to live, saying NO and acting like cave-men is a big difference. Need I also add Aids is also prominent in straight couples too. Animals have been known to have gay relations. We aren’t forcing you to adapt (interesting choice of words too adaption is a GOOD THING). We are asking not to harm your fellow human beings

          • Maria Onnis

            i think this person won’t get what u mean as is clealy blinded by hatred and ignorant the worst cocktail a human being can be poisoned with!im shocked that people still have cave man mentality

            .

          • Bruno Damiati

            Actually… there is homossexual behavior between dogs too…. and a lot of other animals…

            And, after all i dont care about Uganda the country… but i care about humans.
            You guys are doing a mistake with this law. It’s against human rights.
            And the reasons that you are givin to us (like gay people indoctrinating childrens) are non existing. It’s purely based on belief systems that has a prejudice against gay people.

            I really agree that the western world did and still does a lot of bad stuff, disregarding human rights in africa , mostly based on etnocentrism or economics reasons.
            But this cant be used as excuses to do the same thing with another group.
            If you answer hate with hate, you will be forever stuck in the hate circle.

            But anyways, maybe the time will tell to you guys that this is a mistake…
            I only care about how much inocent people will have to suffer until this time comes.

          • Seth

            Well the pearl of Africa has an AIDS problem because you don’t use contraception, in-case you didn’t know. And heteros raping is one of the main ways it is spreading.

          • Katie Laundon

            ah yes, because the gays created aids to kill you. im sorry, but aids was an african originated disease, not a western invention. we’re not saying change your beliefs, we’re saying be tolerable, your opinion in no way effects my life, neither does your sexual orientation. its not important to me, but who i fall in love with is a personal matter which id prefer to not be judged and criminalized for. Uganda is wrong, im sorry but you are, im gay, ive always known it even if i was unable to understand it as a child, and my orientation is not due to being exposed to the gay community, because i wasnt, my mother is a strict christian, so hiding us away isnt going to change anything, in fact, all that will happen is your country will be plagued by confused teenagers beginning to discover themselves and their sexuality, and maybe some will hide their feelings, but what sort of a life is that? and the others? theyll be criminalised for an act of nature far beyond their control, and THATS wrong. we dont preach our lives, many of us wont mention our sexuality unless forced so how dare you, there is no gay agenda. honestly, many of us would be completely fine if there was never another gay child born, as long as the ones already here are treated fairly and humanely. my love is no different to your love, love is only love, and i find it sad that youre so unbending in your beliefs

        • banur

          Keith…did u know Uganda can feed your count
          ry for a century ? You are such a disgrace. You are not ashamed that kamuntu is a name of a man adopted as a sign of marriage…such a fool.

          • Glenn De Swardt

            You may be able to feed yourselves – but what about your educational system and human rights history? Even worms can feed themselves – no great deal there Banur

        • banur

          Such a fool exists on earth…who gave birth to you? A homo? Bogus…

          • Wudi Kojo Bruni

            all gays were created by straight couples… fact!!!!

          • jeppen

            Not at all. Lots of lesbians and gays are forced by social pressure into hetero marriages and then they procreate.

            Perhaps, if you want to eliminate gay genes, the best route would be to leave the gays be, accept their love for each other, so they aren’t forced to procreate as in Uganda?

          • Glenn De Swardt

            Uhm…. heterosexual parents produce gay children…. are you heterosexual? If so (?) YOU could produce a gay child. Think about it…..

        • Ajuna

          Huh? OK, go ahead and curse us. And besides, the west needs our resources maybe even more than we need its aid!

          • Glenn De Swardt

            The West is not short of bananas or mangos this season Ajuna but besides that – do you REALLY believe that heterosexuals are superior to homosexuals? Are tall people superior to short people? Of course the critical question here is – are intelligent people superior to idiots?
            Or, put otherwise, should idiots like yourself enjoy the same rights as intelligent people? Just wondering – I don’t have all the answers…..

          • Larry Dillon

            You are DELUDED

          • Paul

            Don’t you get it that you are indoctrinated by some other “western” extremist homophobes, Ajuna? Africans in general didn’t have any problem with homosexuality before some extremist preachers (from the US) spoiled your heads. Spare me from this “the West” blahblah. Think for yourself and don’t blame others. This law is evil. We are talking about a sexual behavior with mutual consent of 2 adults, this is not harming anybody. A sexual behavior that is born, not a choice. A sexual preference that is equally present with over 300 other animal species. Spare me of this preaching that it is not “natural” behavior.

          • cyberspice

            Ajuna do you know how may LGBT people are involved in the invention of and development of most of the components that drive the internet, the hardware, the software, e-mail systems and so on. If you’re so antigay then fine. Just get off *OUR* internet!

        • Lincoln Tusiime

          Law is Law, be it my daughter or the president’s. Why not give gays free visas to yo countries? We are even lenient to them, we dont sentence them to death, Its life imprisonment now. Any one who is against continuity should be treated as a murderer. Are you as a result of homosexuals? think about it sir!

          • jeppen

            Continuity? So people who can’t or does not want to procreate should be put in prison? Very strange “logic”. Uganda has a 3% population growth rate and now stand at more than 36 million, up from 10 million in 1970. In 100 years, assuming the same population growth rate, you’ll be 700 million in Uganda. In 200 years, you’ll be 13 billion. Are you SURE you need that much “continuity”?

            See it like this instead: There are more male than female homos. This means more girls for you, and this is something that counterbalances that there are actually a few percent more males in the young population. Let people love freely.

          • http://wiseoldsnail.org/ wiseoldsnail

            in what world is imprisonment seen as ‘lenient’ ??? dang

        • Jere Douglas

          I agree with you Keith! As Uganda and their oil resources are cut off from the rest of the world over this along with the massive foreign aid they receive, we shall see what happens.

          • Right

            The West need Uganda more than Uganda needs them. We have all that we need. Go to hell with your aid if you are trading it off with our values!!!

        • Jan

          Don’t forget that in Nazi Germany they also killed gays and gipsies.

      • jeppen

        Why does humanity/Ugandans needs to be “protected” by means of gay persecution? Are humanity/Uganda at risk of becoming too few? Or will your eyes start to bleed if you see certain people loving each other?

    • Wangusi Masinde

      Some fool is playing with his ass. He has to be prepared for a libel case. Who owns this rubbish news outlet??

      • Chilidawg

        Sue away, sue away.

        beware of the “Streisand effect.”

      • Junuwasi

        This is a satire website. Note that it’s aptly named “Abril Uno”, meaning “April 1st”.

    • Michael Bussee

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      • Maria Onnis

        the article dosen’t concern me what is appalling is what people think!!! in 2014 racism should be a long forgotten sad and despicable lesson.

        • jeppen

          Agreed. Most racism is based on the perception that blacks are barbarians. This law sadly reinforces this perception in the eyes of Westerners. Even though I’m neither gay nor racist, I’m discouraged from visiting Africa when I read about such barbarism.

          • Onyuthi Godfrey Bosmick

            as a visitor u can’t carry ur behaviour from ur country or ur house and ensures another person follows it, this is abomination in africa— remember an african will never be white for ever— so if that can stop u from visiting us fine— for us we are contented and respect our cultures as well.

          • jeppen

            I respect culture, but I do not respect barbarism. You dirty your own culture by connecting it to homophobia.

          • Chris Miller

            Ironically, Christian right wing groups in the West put an awful lot of effort into pushing for anti-homosexual laws in Africa. They’re losing ground in the USA so they’re trying to bolster the ranks in other places in an attempt to maintain the dominance of their brand of fundamentalist Christianity.

    • John J

      there is no such thing born @disqus_9N79XBGeY5:disqus

  • http://www.skshoppersmart.com Kiwanuka Silvest

    I to don’t believe in the gay rights claims. Ugandan society by laws and
    religions don’t accommodate them. But i wont rule out the interests of
    Museveni in this matter. Its the fools who praise him for the ascent to
    the bill and think that he did it in their interests. He prepares for
    the 2016 elections and besides the rejection of gays in our society,
    they hard to be listened to, maybe a referendum had to be held first.

    • ziz

      Kiwanuka
      You are such a shameless, foolish Ugandan who says that a referendum should have been held before our sweet president signed the long await bill into law. If you are doing this to gain an asylum in western countries, then just tell us. You are not fit to be called “Kiwanuka” oswaza Obuganda ne Uganda at large.. Just go to hell.

      • http://www.facebook.com/pages/Silvest-Kiwanuka/132361416944907?ref=hl Kiwanuka Silvest

        No body applied for destination. Its natural
        I dont myself believe in the nature of homosexuality because it cant be proved biologically that it is supposed to exist. Its just an habit which is controllable. But much as this law raised much excitement, we shouldn’t rule out that some other people were violated. However much good this law is, i don’t think that strong guys like Chris Mubiru and the accused pastors will be touchable. The penal Code Act of Uganda was stating it enough that Homosexuality is illegal, but did stop it?.
        This again goes buck to the question of indecency and immorality of Ugandans who are ever determined to do wrong at back doors. We dont challenge the timing of the law but we are just optimistic if the same will control the vise.
        And lastly our constitution avails everyone with a right to personal opinions.

    • shafal

      seriously, i wonder why u even post here, did u even watch the press conference where he signed the bill. U coming up with stupid claims like that, it’s a surprise ur Ugandan, Kiwanuka is it, i think u don’t live in UG, God ur the kind of people who keep Uganda backwards or ur the mercenaries the president talked about.
      Call us fools, or whatever u like, We are happy that the president signed the bill, we don’t care about his interests, what we care about is preventing such immorality in UG. if the President wins elections come 2016 becoz of the bill, SO BE IT

  • John Kisakye

    How true is this statement. I mean, i cant find it else where. How comes you are the only one with it? Why have you reserved the name of the radio where Diana Kamuntu is alleged to have made declared herself homosexual.

  • http://www.paromauganda.com Francis Bukenya

    That is why I earlier told
    you that these political leaders were playing Diversionary tactics

    Today many Uganda
    Political leaders are playing Games as if they are political Dwarfs using Left
    and Right logical way of creating diversion and winning the support of the
    locals who think they have received a great gift yet they are actually missing
    the point. It would be now the Government working on Service delivery,
    Unemployment, Inclusiveness, impunity, infrastructural development, health care
    e.t.c. than blinding the masses into celebration of victory into poverty.

    These are Diversionary political tactics
    left to right logical frame works in political arena. The masses have been
    given what they think they want but in actual sense blinded about what they
    need; Service Delivery, Health care, Inclusiveness, Employment, infrastructural
    development, accountability in many government sectors, and as they celebrate
    the new LAW, corruption, nepotism, segregation, economic crimes continue to take
    root in many African countries. These are called Diversionary tricks to get
    support from the masses as the political leaders continue planning control
    methods.

  • George wicky

    This time, the western world will kneel down before Uganda. Here we come!!!

    • Wanjikü

      I m a german national … i will never kneel down before stupid persons. Nimejifunza kiswahili kwa sababu naipenda Africa. Lakini naona watu wengi wa Uganda wanajiita wakristo lakini matendo yao ni ya mashetani. Yesu hawezi kubali kuwateketeza watu. Afadhali mshoga mwenye moyo kuliko mshenzi ambaye anajiita mkristo !

    • Civil Servant

      I am Ugandan and heterosexual, but this kind of sentiment really downplays our understanding. How is that supposed to mean they are about to kneel before Uganda?

    • Glenn De Swardt

      Darling no one kneels down for a lack of insight – since when do idiots rule?

    • Chilidawg

      Why? Is Uganda looking for a hummer?

  • John Patrick Ouma

    I request the writer to validate the posting. However, President’s daughter is just like any other Ugandan. If it is true, the law will also catch her. I also disagree with Francis Bukenya. Not fighting corruption, poverty etc will make homosexual a non issue. All those are list of things to do! Victory because we have one of the things from our to do list dealt with.

    • Glenn De Swardt

      IF it is true (which I doubt) your President and his wife should be arrested….

  • anic alina vincent

    and what is wrong or had for me to call CBS and introduce myself as a son to M7. why didnt sent invite TV press

  • bajje gaddafi

    Shame upon u all the homos

    • Glenn De Swardt

      Why? On what grounds? Have we harmed anyone? Have we stolen anything?

    • Glenn De Swardt

      More shame on you for being stupid! Stupid people are dangerous – not homos

  • Wangusi Masinde

    What fool wrote this and where did you meet the President’s daughter. You may be up for a serious libel case. Prepare to part with your money or prison.

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  • Mark Lee

    the Bible in Leviticus 20:13 has a penalty to the homosexuals, President Museveni was right to sign

    • Joe Sullivan

      There should be a “penalty” for people stupid enough to believe in fairy tales like you.
      There should be a death penalty for people who use those fairy tales to abuse and harass others. Like you.

    • Crysta

      Its a good thing Leviticus doesn’t apply to most of us… Leviticus WAS intended to be followed only by Levites (A specific caste of Jews, specifically the priests)

      Unless you are a Jewish Priest (Hint: thats a Rabbi) try again blowhard…

      • banur

        Blowhard …that’s nice to say out loud. We’ll see whether the law will be abolished. Stupid that you even know a bit of the bible. Crysta you are just lost.

        • Glenn De Swardt

          Uhm……. A word of caution Banur, with all due respect: I’d be careful whom I’d call stupid if I was you… you’re a fine example of yet another bright spark produced by the Ugandan educational system incapable of rational thought. Generations of mindless bigots incapable insight and empathy.

    • Randy

      The Bible should have no place in law. Religion should have no say.

    • Nanseera Edward

      Thank You Mark Lee..and the one who posted that story is used…but why please wake up guys ..thank you our president, i have never supported you , but this time i will stand with you let us not be intimidated , by Mr Obama and His Colleagues we are Africans, Ugandans , and religious people of God don’t forget Sodom……

    • Timmybear

      What is your shirt made of, Mark? Ever had shellfish? Ever shaved? Ever cut your hair?

      • Glenn De Swardt

        I don’t think these guys are capable of understanding what you’re saying – which is tragic of course.

    • Keith Francis Farrell

      well there are no marks for being stupid. how many of the laws in that chapter have you broken?

      Idiots like you should be put to death. I think if they shot all you Christians who have their heads up their own asses. The would would be a better place

      • banur

        We need to kill you first…for you are not a human being but another form of monster. The earth is for human beings. Ask your mother whether you are human.

        • milenni

          I see now why Ugandan people on average have an IQ below 70. You are disgusting and very very stupid. But you know that already don’t you?

        • Glenn De Swardt

          Another fine example, for the entire world to see, of Uganda’s incredible education system that seems to produce thousands of idiots! VIOLENT idiots who pose a threat to social peace and order and are inclined to make death threats when their stupidity is challenged.

      • ziz

        Keith stop being such a nu-sense, are u even not ashamed?? Think about it again your dick in feces!! and your mouth in the ass. Just go to hell there are enough white boys in your country to molest but not in Uganda.

        • jeppen

          So, we should create laws based on what disgusts you? Anything else? Myself, I hate licorice, saffron and liver. Everybody eating that vile stuff should be punished severely, don’t you agree? Also, old people are disgusting so anybody loving an old person should be imprisoned.

    • mukwerekwere

      The same Bible that condones slavery and imperialism?

    • Glenn De Swardt

      Uhm….. How sure are you that Jesus was straight? What I’ve read describes a close relationship with some dude called Peter? Anyway…. what verse exactly are you referring to?

    • jeppen

      You seem knowledgeable in the unchanging words of God. Perhaps you can help me in some other matters?

      When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord – Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

      I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

      I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness – Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

      Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

      I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

      A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination – Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this?

      Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

      Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

      I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

      My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? – Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

      I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging, and should be codified into common law.

    • Paul

      I think the bible’s message of love is greater. The bible is not a buffet out of which you can pick which suits your little agenda, Mark, nor Mr Museveni’s little agenda. I know Jesus didn’t mention anything about homosexuals. And by the way, the bible is a political selection of what some church in some time decided should end up being included. Besides, the bible is not a law.

    • cyberspice

      So do you eat shellfish? Cheese burgers? Wear mixed fabrics? It seems to me that all the so called Christians who quote Leviticus do so because they’ve been told to but their ignorance of the bible means that they break just as many sins every day of their lives in ignorance. And then which Bible? King James V? Torah? The Greek? The original Aramaic?

  • kamana

    find better things to do

  • Kintu Ivan

    ???????????????????

  • M32

    My dear u r only labeling yo self as a Christian in Error.. If at all u really understand what being a christian means, it shouldn’t be u involving in such immoral activities. The bible is clear as it is written in Leviticus 20:13 ” If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. ” My advise to u Kamuntu is to humble before God and repent for misusing your body which is a temple in which the Holy spirit dwells for such immoral conduct. The bible teaches us to keep our garments without blemish to await the arrival of our heavenly King Jesus and u r busy rolling in the mad of gayism. Call the blood of Jesus immediately without dealy for sanctification and he is merciful and forgiving and your sins will be forgiven.

    • jeppen

      Get a life.

  • Washington

    there so many sins in the Bible but homosexuality is being punished by HUMANS, keep on killing, hating and judging. As said in the Bible only GOD shall judge., and you do this why because two men are having in the privacy of their home. You tell me you waste your whole day and nights imagining how they have sex?? woow you truly have a lot of time too waste.

    • mary

      homosexuality isn’t the only sin that z punished by humans..rape,murder,theft,domestic violence..etc

      • Glenn De Swardt

        Because rape, murder, theft and domestic violence are not consensual acts between two adults! Too much for you to comprehend Mary?

      • marty

        the main difference being homosexuality isn’t a crime you brainwashed sheep

        • jeppen

          It is a crime in a lot of countries, including Uganda. Please pay attention and please be respectful to people who simply state truth (which was what Mary did).

          • Glenn De Swardt

            No YOU pay close attention here Jeppen: NO respect has been shown to gay people’s LIVES in Uganda! The “truth” is relative – what truth are you referring to? The truth of Leviticus (which makes it OK to sell both your slaves and your daughter!) or the truth of equal human rights for all?

          • jeppen

            Read Mary’s statement again. It’s simply true.

            Myself, I’m not Christian, so I don’t care much for “sins”. I’m also all for gay rights and I think the Ugandan president signing this law should make him eligible to stand trial for crimes against humanity. However, I stay clear-headed enough to not go ballistic when someone utter truths.

          • Jonathan

            Dumb comment and his “truth” was as sincere as a car salesman.

          • Dirk

            Mary’s statement was bollocks.
            There is no such thing as sin in its true definition, its a myth to try and manipulate the way children behave.

          • jeppen

            Mary was replying to Mr. Washington, who talked about sins and the bible. Within that context, her statement was logical and true. That the bible is a collection of myths is beside the point.

          • Junuwasi

            Do you understand the Bible, or do you just read it like a novel?

          • Jonathan

            “Who simply state truth”. You LOST. Yopur truth brings harm to others, makes you look like an asshole and keep on wringing your hands in church, bigot. LOSER.

          • Seth

            Yep, shouting loser makes you look mature.

          • Oliver John Whitefield

            The person you just berated has already stated they aren’t a Christian, and that they are for gay rights. I recommend you read a bit more thoroughly and think in less black and white terms before you unleash so much hate.

            Mary’s statement was true. Some humans who perceive homosexuality as a sin do punish it. He wasn’t saying they should, indeed it seemed to me he was implying the opposite.

      • Mi01

        Yes and we have laws for all those but this one people were wasting young boys and girls futures without a law to penalize them.

        • StraightGrandmother

          You have been brainwashed. Literally brainwashed.
          You have been taught that most sexual minorities recruit children.
          This is not true, it is a lie to promote disapproval and hatred.
          In fact the FIRST US Woman is Space, Sally Ride was a Lesbian.
          She and her partner did NOT recruit children.
          I know I won’t change your mind, because you have to believe this, because if it is NOT true (and it isn’t) then truly you are a monster for treating innocent people so badly.

    • banur

      Well for you…you don’t have time. We will see whether you will not die. You seem more special than Ugandans…aren’t you?

      • Glenn De Swardt

        No one is special – not even heterosexuals.

    • Kananura Rorny

      I agree with you @Washington. Its is because we are involving the religious leaders as planners for the country. There are many sins and everybody is a sinner but what matters is repentance.

      • Ugandan100%

        Let the west keep their aid. we shall survive but not eat PUPU. Obama keep your behaviours at your back yard. Am proud of Museveni and african traditions. Not yet spoilt!!

        1. The anus was designed to out-put not in-put.
        2. The homosexual behavoir causes colon cancer.
        3. Weakens the shpincter muscle.
        4. The homosexual behavoir not hygeinic
        5. Its a leant behavior/nutured and natural.
        6. Its against reproduction.
        7. Its abnormal.
        8. Try it in muslim countries.

    • Eshto

      I’m gay, but anti-gay people do seem to think about gay sex at least twenty times more than I do. I mostly just think about video games and beer. I’m not sure why they’re so obsessed with gay sex. (shrug)

      • Randy Valon

        Eshto, we all thin about sex the same, I think as gay men though we have had to repress our true feelings for so long, when we are finally free from that prison family, towns or whatever we are catching up. It all simmers down with age the same as every other man. Remember men are dogs when they are straight, gay men are no different.

      • Arie Mirmanas

        lol… :) Thanks!

    • Ugandan100%

      It wont work in Uganda, try spreading your pupu eating somewhere else.

  • Contrite Lowly

    No Matter And Whoever, Sodomy Is Unnatural And Is Outlawed Here In Uganda.

    • Glenn De Swardt

      OK – regarding unnatural….. a few comments: what is so “natural” about generated electricity, the computer and the internet that you used to disseminate your insightful message, Contrite? Homosexual behaviour occurs in nature – in over 100 species – but homophobia only occurs in one.
      THINK about it, if you are capable of thought.

      • pickit

        are you asshole f..ck .sir Glenn or ,are you a wife In you relationship

        • Glenn De Swardt

          Stick to the topic and the debate here picket – try to focus! Some people’s lives are at stake here! This is more important that your stupidity.

        • Glenn De Swardt

          Pickit – another fine example of Uganda’s educational system encouraging free thought and insight – or simply another small-minded bigot? OR a deeply closeted gay man in a profoundly repressive society who displays significant levels of internalised homophobia and self-disgust at his own anal fixation which has reached ego-dystonic homo-erotic proportions? With twisted submissive traits as indicated by the allusion to “sir” with a lower-case s?

    • jeppen

      *beep* Error. “Appeal to nature”. Google it.

    • Chilidawg

      Lots af animal species have same sex pair groupings. Is that unnatural?

      • Contrite Lowly

        27 So God created mankind in his own image,
        in the image of God he created them;
        male and female he created them.

        28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.” – GENESIS 1

        • Chilidawg

          Genesis is a fable, an allegorical story.

          You do realize, I hope, that Genesis is not literally true?

          • Contrite Lowly

            More Than A Fable, It Is THE GENESIS. Hope You Get Yourself Acquainted With The Book; In It Is Life And How You Must Live.

          • Chilidawg

            I am very familiar with it. It is a collection of campfire tales from a nomadic, Neolithic culture.

            So what?

          • Contrite Lowly

            Therein You Will Be Corrected To The Truth.

          • Chilidawg

            The truth from a campfire fable?

            I don’t think so.

            I look to science and reality to tell me things about the world around me, not some fable concocted by a wandering herdsman 2,500 years ago.

          • Contrite Lowly

            And Therein Is The Genesis of Science, Take This For Thought And Study:

            - “Before I formed you in the womb I knew you, before you were born I set you apart; I appointed you as a prophet to the nations.” Jeremiah 1:5.

            Biology.

            How About This For Invention (Physics):

            - In Jerusalem he made machines designed by skillful men for use on the towers and on the corner defenses to shoot arrows and hurl large stones. His fame spread far and wide, for he was greatly helped until he became powerful.
            2 Chronicles 26:15.
            (Talk About Modern Day Armory & Warfare, There Is Their Origin)

            More Than A Fable; I Dare You To Study It If You Truly Can Stand Your Theories To Be Proven And Tested.
            ‘He’s No Coward Who Puts His Theories (Defense) To Proof’

  • GodFather

    Time wasters, If you are gay, practice your gayism, for God in the holy books destroyed two cities Sodom and Gomorrah coz of the Imoral acts of the LBGT, in that case secular wise, the LGBT community have their secular imoral right under the leadership of their father the DEVIL and all the perpecuators of the insanity, as well the peoples of the noble and supreme republic of Uganda have the right under their leadership to protect their culture, tradition and beliefs in any way they feel deemed, for the western world can kiss and expose their private parts to the public and even minors, this is not the case with Uganda, there has not been anyone in Uganda prosecuted for palying sex as no one demonstrates or funds another to play sex, the LGBT vice is heavily funded by peoples who do not even reveal or declare openly, and for this reason, to such civilised and inteligent citizens and leaders of the republic of Uganda is an indicator and a red light that shows there is danger in the whole cult, so please, dont feel offended by our law as no one has blamed Obama for over taxing the Americans, no one has critisized obama’s acts and practicing of a form of dectorship than democracy, the international community may shape and influence a number of things but this time not with Uganda. Warning: Let the Americas and international community research and know who and what they are dealing with other wise, through wishing to inact and implement their international policy, they could be taking a route to destroy what they have built over the years, I may not support the President Museven, but I also admit to the fact that he knows how to play the political game, better than any one at the time and by the mere fact that he is a muchwezi !!!

    • StephNICE

      Whilst I don’t believe a word of the bible (it’s basically a book containing peoples opinions at the time), the argument about Sodom & Gomorrah is not entirely correct. The theory is that God destroyed the town not because of the Gay people (that he created) but because of greeed.

      • GayAtheist64

        In Ezekiel 16:49, the myth-book says:
        “Sodom’s sins were pride, gluttony, and laziness, while the poor and needy suffered outside her door.”

    • Glenn De Swardt

      OK? So prove to me that God Himself is heterosexual?

      • Chilidawg

        Is God a male or a female?

  • DENNIS

    ifs tru she said it then its true hmmmmmmmmmm! and MR AKAMPURIRA NO ONE IS BORN A GAY ,THEY JUST OPT AS A CHOICE COZ GOD NEVA MADE THAT MISTAKE so if others gonna face the law let ha face it too thank you MR m7

    • Oddree ❤

      We are all products of nature. There are anomalies in nature (perhaps you call them mistakes) such as intersexed (for your education this is someone born with both male and female genitals). Should the law then put these people in prison as well?

      • Glenn De Swardt

        And what about left-handed people, or fat people or tall people? Should we hang them? There is no verse in the bible that says left-handed people should be saved so I think Uganda should pass a Bill against them. And fat people and tall people.
        But mostly against stupid people.

  • omalla Richard.

    The law and presidency is bigger than any body else.

    • Glenn De Swardt

      Wow! Do you have a brain? Can you THINK for yourself?

  • Abdulahi Dhiblawe

    i have for several years wondered the awful remote idea of a man having sex with another fellow man… human beings are the chosen masters of the universe for the simple reasoning power to differentiate good from bad, right from wrong and also recognise the unnatural threats in our universe and act upon them.
    today we are living in a world where the evil doers have rights on the expenses of those decent people, for instance a whole nation of nearly 40million are kept hostage for the simple reason of preserving their heritage and morals.
    i think we should redefine the term ”human rights” in the context of unnatural behaviours i.e homosexuality.. human beings have right to exist too, what if everybody decides to be a gay. what will be left of human being? we are eliminating our existence in the name of human rights
    i took pride of what president of Uganda done to preserve his nations moral rights.. and for those Ugandans who sold their moral values to the west let them face justice.
    i am not Ugandan but i am a curious citizen of Africa.

    • Kimberley Hlina

      People do not choose to be gay/homoesexual. And even if we/they did, what makes you think for even a moment that “everybody” would “decide to be a gay”? It’s not an easy life to live, particularly in places where simply being in love – or having the potential to love a particular person – is illegal, and carries penalties of death, humiliation, ostracism, etc.

      Live and let live. If nobody is trying to convert you, why do you care? We need to allow people to live their lives as they please, so long as they are not hurting someone else. All sexual and intimate relationships should involve consent, whomever is involved, and whatever their sex/gender.

      Please, just worry about yourself, and allow others to live their lives without fear of being brutally punished for feelings that are natural to them.

      Peace,
      ~k

      • Abdulahi Dhiblawe

        Kimberley, for goodness sake what does ”human discipline refer to you.. i am sure in you community people deal with unusual behaviours don’t they?.for instance do you allow people to be naked in your neighbourhoods?, do allow strangers transpsss you

    • God’s Truth

      If you have thought about gay sex for many years, then you are a homosexual.

      • Chilidawg

        Not necessarily, he could just be someone with an obsessive compulsive disorder

    • jeppen

      Yes, please use your reasoning power. Good: minding your own business and having compassion. Bad: Throwing lovers in jail for life, having no compassion.

      Also, please have a look at the wikipedia entry for “appeal to nature”.

  • Simon Nicholas Owino

    I just know the above is a lie, and secondly, I wonder why an abnormality has caught the world with so much fire. It just disgusts me to here people defending an obvious issue. Man and women were created one with a penis, the other with a vigina which is so and you can rely can think you are in your senses to use with shit the same place. In your mental self you admire a fellow man and you think you’re normal and need a right. The right u need is to be helped by letting you know that that is an abnormal way of behaving and that we can’t let you gets spoilt simply because you think your way is what leads to righteousness.. NO A big No to u who practice what i logically wired. May God Forgive us all.

    • Glenn De Swardt

      What about oral sex – is that OK or MUST sex involve a penis and a vagina? Just wondering…..

    • jeppen

      So, when you imprison people, beat them up and so on, you’re really helping them to not get “spoilt”? Would you let me help YOU? I’m sure you’re abnormal in some way. Perhaps you have too big mouth and too small ears. Perhaps your lack of compassion is abnormal. I can really, really help you not get spoilt…

      • Glenn De Swardt

        Well said!

  • miti simon

    this will not let us accept that it is bad if she is let her go on she will see wat will come next. for her saying she was ahristian and yet she does such she is then a fool

  • Emadu

    Iwonder which daughter of the president is called Kamuntu.

  • Burite Joseph

    Rotten skunks.

    • Glenn De Swardt

      WHO? Ugandans, Christians, homosexuals, the Ugandan Government?

      • Chilidawg

        The “April Uno” people who wrote the satire.

  • Johnnegro Lugoloobi

    As a christian ,,,homosexual are also human beings..am not one of them but we should just talk to them,,,,take them to rehabs but not to punish them….we are men who should not judge our fellow men.

    • Glenn De Swardt

      Take them to rehab – for what exactly? Are they also alcoholics?

    • Maria Onnis

      hahahahahahah!!! take them to rehab!!! how kind!!! u are centuries behind mate!! leave the cave and explore the world….ding dong..is 2014!!!

    • jeppen

      This is much better than most I’ve seen here. But please consider that there is nothing to fix or talk about. Just accept people as they are.

  • Chris

    Leviticus 20:10

    And the man that committeth adultery with another man’s wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour’s wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death.

    Genesis 9:4

    But flesh with the life thereof, which is the blood thereof, shall ye not eat.

    Leviticus 20:27

    A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them.

    Just those three examples many Ugandans break on a daily basis. Why do you want to punish a minority if the mojority is breaking even more laws. I don’t believe in od but what I hear is that you are a god fearing nation, so leave those gay and lesbians in peace since you aren’t better than them after your mighty laws of the bible.

    • Glenn De Swardt

      Please excuse my ignorance here but is there a verse that tells you Jesus was heterosexual? The bit I’ve read spoke mostly about his close relationship with Peter and a few other dudes…. not that I care either way but it sounds as if you need to do some serious thinking. And by the way is slavery still legal in Uganda? Just asking because Leviticus kinda makes it OK to sell your slaves…

      • Chris

        Is your post seriously directed to me Glenn?

        • Glenn De Swardt

          Not at all!!!!

          • Glenn De Swardt

            Sorry if I created that impression Chris…. !!!!!

  • George Muron

    Gay practice is forbidden,was and can still be punished by God. Remember Sodom and Gomora when God punished the homosexuals by fire! to hell be gay, For God and My Country Amen…..

    • God’s Truth

      That never happened. It was just a story. Go back to bed, little one.

    • GayAtheist64

      In Ezekiel 16:49, your myth-book says:
      “Sodom’s sins were pride, gluttony, and laziness, while the poor and needy suffered outside her door.”
      Maybe you should try reading it before attempting to use it as a weapon or to judge/govern others by.

  • Mukooli Tom

    STUPID ARTICLE FROM AN IMBECILE WRITE

    • sam

      president should punish the abnormal to spoil the respect of Uganda and the president to showthr right idea that we aresoent ugandanlaw

      • Chilidawg

        are you a spoof?

    • Chilidawg

      ALL CAPITAL LETTERS IS STUPID POST FROM WHO?

  • joakim carlgren

    So much ignorance and religiously motivated hate in these comments. If you truly are Christians then when do “love thy neighbor” kick in? Or does the biblical notion of love not apply to the good people of Uganda?

    If, only for a second, you took your religious, and cultural, blinds off and viewed the world from your homosexual brothers and sisters point of view. How do you think they feel being hunted down, harassed, bullied and sometimes even killed because of something that they have no control over? They are not criminals. They do no harm. All they want is the ability to love and be loved.

    Sure. You can do without the financial aid from western countries. But for how long? And why is there aid to start with if it isn’t needed?

    I can not help but to feel for the people this law is aimed at. God bless them.

    • Onyuthi Godfrey Bosmick

      but why would westerners like to help ugandans by introducing unwanted behaviour to uganda, that is not help but using their money to introduce such behaviour which will not be entertained.
      as uganda we say no to gay community in our own country, if any of is a gay or want to practice , then the money they claim helping us with be used to transport ugandans who are gay to the western country where laws give them freedom.

      • joakim carlgren

        The behaviour exists with our without the influence of western culture. It has been observed and documented throughout history in humans and the animal kingdom. You might not agree with it or understand it but homosexuality isn’t going away because it isn’t a choice.

        Forcing your own people to flee the country based on their sexuality is inhumane. Sentencing them to lifelong imprisonments is cruel and ignorant.

        Also please take a second to think about what impact someone else’s sexuality has on your life. Does it make your life worse? Does it prevent you from living life to the fullest?
        Most likely not. Then why so hostile.

  • Finalword

    True or not true, this story is irrelevant and means nothing. What is important is that Uganda passes laws that are consistent with the peoples wishes and aspirations. There is really nothing much individuals like Museveni can do about that. Unless he is looking to collide with people who essentially employ him, the people, and perhaps eventually kick him out of office. By the way my argument doesn’t imply the law is good or bad. This all depends on the rules where it applies.

    • Chris

      Museveni is a dictator and everyone who has more than one brain cell can see that. he is just fooling ugandans, he doesn’t care about homosexuality and nor does he care about “the people” who “employ” him. he is only after his own business. your infrastructure and health system is more important than a few gays and lesbians but by putting this in the public eye you keep forgetting what is really important

  • Glenn De Swardt

    Wow! This is a very interesting debate – thank you! I’m just wondering why Uganda doesn’t also pass another Bill criminalising idiots, with an IQ lower than 10, who are unable to think for themselves? I’ve already seen a few suspects on this site who would be stoned in public. I also notice references to The Holy Bible and especially to the Sacred Book of Leviticus – impressive stuff! So is slavery still legal in Uganda (Leviticus is OK with people selling their slaves) but what REALLY impresses me is that so many people just assume Jesus Himself was straight….. what verse, exactly, is it that tell us this? How do we know He wasn’t a homo and got off on Peter?

    • God’s Truth

      Ignorance is an honorable trait in Uganda. Blind faith, unconditional loyalty, and ignorant self righteousness was brought over from the evangelicals who funnily enough “Imposed their western views on uganda” and created the hysteria over gays and lesbians that they love to spread all over the world.

      • Glenn De Swardt

        There is NO forgiveness for ignorance or stupidity!

  • God’s Truth

    Uganda’s president is a liar and an evil man who wants to rule forever, and will do ANYTHING to keep control over the uneducated, ignorant, and half dead people of Uganda.

    Jesus said nothing of Homosexuals; he said many things about the RICH! Guess who is the richest person in Uganda? The president! Ofcorse he doesn’t care about aid, because he has enough money to leave uganda in flames if something happens. He will go live in a big mansion and eat fancy dinners every day, while his country burns down from the inside out. The fact the Ugandans cannot see this is very frightening.

    They waste their time on gays and lesbians, while their president steals money from them! Man on girl child rape is more natural to Ugandans than homosexuality. Wrap your head around that; Forcibly raping a young girl is more acceptable than what 2 consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedroom.

    Ugandans are obsessed with gay sex, you will see that it’s all they ever talk about. They are so fascinated with it, that they will relate every conversation to it. How sick is that?

    Mark my words, Uganda. You are not doing any sort of Godly work by killing anyone. Jesus never said kill your neighbor, he said to love thy neighbor and let him judge everyone for their sins. You are taking his job away from him, and he isn’t going to be happy about it. Especially because you have your own sins to worry about that you WILL BE JUDGED FOR.

    Jesus weeps for Uganda. What a shithole. It appears the only way for them to learn is to slowly die from malnutrition, starvation, disease, while their corrupt government creates boogeymen for them to keep distracted with.

  • Michael Bussee

    Please do not repost this story. It’s a fake.

    “Copyright 2014, Abril Uno. All rights reserved. Abril Uno is a satire, parody and spoof web publication. Abril Uno uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases where public figures or companies are being satirized, parodied or spoofed. Any resemblance to the truth, actual events, actual persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental and is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof. All articles contained herein are fiction (“fake”), untrue, for entertainment only, and of no news value whatsoever.”

    • jeppen

      If it is false, it could just as well be true. Heartbreaking, every time.

    • Chilidawg

      Shhhhhh

  • Guest

    Satire people, dangit, satire!!!!!! LOL!

    • jeppen

      Not funny at all. Sad, emotional, with her voice breaking up. Much like the agony of millions of gays before her.

    • Chilidawg

      Shhhhhhhhhh!!!

  • FunnyDude

    Lol dear oh dear, people- this website is a “satire, parody and spoof web publication”. Geez.

  • Ivan Woods

    This story is not true, Diana is a married woman, she is not gay neither will she ever become one. No one is born gay its a path they decide to take, just like no one was born a murderer. In an African Perspective, there are sins that are greater than others, Homosexuality is a disguise and a taboo to the African Culture. I may not be in support of everything enacted in this law but I respect it. The reason I respect it is because it was signed and passed democratically, 99.99% of Ugandans don’t support homosexuality and they have a right to decide what they want and how to run their country, isn’t that what Democratic Countries do? We all love where we come from and the reason why we love our societies is the way of life, the way we treat each other, the way we do things differently from other societies, thats why we have different National Anthems coz we are all different.
    What appears to be right to community X it may appear Wrong to Community Z, RESPECT means you do not impose your way of life to another community. The West should learn to Respect Africans just the way we Africans respect them especially while they make laws in their countries, we never interfere neither do we advise them that those laws are against human rights.
    Talking of Human rights, in some American states, abortion is legal, you are free to kill an unborn baby, so where does America gets the balls to speak of Human rights yet the Right to Life for these Unborn babies is abused from time to time.
    In a Nut Shell, I am happy with this law since it was 99% of Ugandans who wanted it to be signed in order to protect their WAY OF LIFE, secondly this law doesn’t kill anyone, so these rumors going around that this is a “KILL THE GAYS” law are not true after-all Life Imprisonment is better that Abortion.
    For God and My Country……. WE THE PEOPLE!!

    • jeppen

      You have some 5-10% gays just as every other country on this earth, so I’d guess at most 90-95% support the law, if it is indeed true that there is no compassion among heteros in Uganda.

      You ask if this is not what democratic countries do. The answer is no, it is not. Mature democracies does not punish “crimes” that have no victims. They do not create draconian laws based on disgust.

      Democracy is NOT the principle that two persons have the right to beat a third one. It’s the principle that people should decide in matters that concern them. Two persons loving each other does not concern you.

      It is impossible to respect the cruelty and barbarism that Uganda displays. Also, it is impossible to respect the notion that your heterosexuality is so weak that it will crumble and fall if homosexuality is accepted in society. Are your “way of life” that fragile? What are you afraid of, really?

      • JoeNCA

        Two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have to dinner.

    • Chilidawg

      Lots of Gay people are married to people of the opposite sex. That does not make them any less gay.

    • Chilidawg

      and BTW, Aborthion is legal in ALL 50 American states, not just some of them.

      Further there is no such thing as an “unborn baby.” There is a zygote which becomes an embryo which becomes a fetus which is then born before it becomes a baby.

      At least get the basic biology correct.

    • Guest

      Nazi barbarian

    • nycmcmike

      Uganda is a 3rd world country with highly uneducated people famished in poverty.

      One’s education level determines exactly how homophobic they will be and countries like Uganda and Russia are striving to rep-prove this.

    • JoeNCA

      Only heterosexuals commit abortion.

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      I was born gay. You cannot know what it is like to be gay unless you are gay yourself.

  • Alan Russell Carter

    Can we stop using the phrase “admitted” they were gay? You acknowledge being gay. One admits to committing a crime. As much as homophobes would like to make being gay a crime, it is not. And if you think it’s a sin, stop eating shellfish, don’t have premarital sex, don’t wear polyester, don’t commit adultery ….in other words, stop being hypocrites.

    • Anna Savage

      Exactly. People don’t admit or confess they are heterosexual, female, male, french, english, or human.

      • how about

        being french is definitely a crime

        • piper

          Why would you say this?? I dont understand?

        • piper

          Anna Savage…???? Why would you say rhis, I dont understand???

        • Raymond G. Whitham

          Being an idiot is definitely a crime too, idiot.

        • Admearal Pepto

          OK did you just say “being french “is a crime

      • StartMeUp88

        Technically they sometimes do, when it isn’t obvious or apparent. As in, “I admit I’m actually a woman” or “I admit I’m French though I didn’t grow up there”, etc.

        • Admearal Pepto

          hahahaha

    • Melanie

      Luckily, in the U.S., it is not a crime and what you’re saying is true. But in Uganda, it is a crime. That’s the whole point. She’s protesting the laws that say she cannot be gay, so SHE does have to “admit” it since she could potentially get into a lot of trouble for it.

      • Alan Russell Carter

        Let’s not get too precise. Turns out this is a parody site. The president’s daughter has not come out. Abril Uno translates into April 1…as in April’s Fool’s Day.

        • Melanie

          That’s good to know. And I’m not going to stop being precise. I believe that precision is extremely important. It’s perfectly acceptable to use “admit” in this context (even if it turns out that the context is fictional). And if you have a problem with getting “too precise”, I’m not sure why you’re calling out the author of the article for his use of a single word.

          • Juan Marco

            I agree, English is imprecise enough as it is. Thus we should be as precise with our wording as possible. Save connotation for politicians.

        • Chilidawg

          Shhhhh!

      • PP

        good point over there!

      • Andrea Lopez

        IF IS NOT CRIME CAN YOU TELL US WHAT IS THAT SHIT ?

    • Austin D. Williams

      Mr. Carter, I hope you don’t mind if I share this… you said that brother! Thank you….

    • Arie Mirmanas

      Very true… I’ll quit shellfish tomorrow, I do’t like it much anyhow… But bacon…mmmh! :) thanks for this it is refreshing….

    • Sherrod Brown

      MAYBE you should go back to reading…but I know gays dont like to get things like FACT and SCIENCE in their debate as you were told NOT to by your leaders….. LOOK UP “after the ball” Its a book that spells out the gay agenda from PRO GAY drs. Written in the 80s. And today? ALL THE STUFF THEY LAID OUT is being done like a handbook. LOOK QUICK because the book went from 12 bucks to 60 used -100 to 300 new. The writers are in wikipedia of course but the book? that page has now been removed, So the truth is being deleted from history.

      • Raymond G. Whitham

        Sherod Brown: You have no expertise about the LGBTQ+ community. You therefore speak from ignorance. We, the actual members of the LGBTQ+ community are THE experts because we live it every day of our lives. So, go to Faux New to spread your lies because we know that you are lying and are therefore not dupe to your ignorance.

      • Chilidawg

        Sherrod Brown, I bet you believe that “the protocols of the elders of Zion” is a true book as well.

        You are one of P. T. Barnum’s favorite customers.

      • Seth

        “Gay agenda” books are usually biased and full of disinformation, with some religious rhetoric, written by hetero Christians who have no statistical proof, so how are they based on fact and science.

      • darktrain

        nutter ^^

      • George

        big generalisation caps kid. so if someone is gay and they have never been exposed to this apparent “Agenda” do they automatically adopt this agenda despite being oblivious to it? what you say is a load of nonsense, being homosexual is a sexual orientation, not a race or religion. there isn’t a gay agenda that anyone gay adopts. you forget the fact that people can think for themselves, well all except you.

    • Mi01

      Sebo Alan, have you ever seen dogs, pigs, goats, etc practice same sex? Then why should human beings with a capacity to choose right from wrong behave even worse than animals?! Well in Africa culture is the only wealth we have left and we have to guard it jealously. So if you admit or acknowledge its still not welcome here. Please keep it in your backyard and don’t try to force us to accept it here. They are actually lucky its M7, i wish Amin was alive and the one signing this bill. We wouldn’t waste any of our money on them in court.

      • Brenda Cremer

        Have you ever watched Animal Planet? Have you done any research about that? Because animals DO have homosexual behavior and it’s quiet common. What animals DON’T do is repress themselves or punish and murder other animals for being gay. So you are actually right when you say “why should human beings with a capacity to choose right from wrong behave even worse than animals?!” I keep asking myself that, specially when I read some uneducated homophobes…

        • Juan Marco

          Yes. This is correct. But unfortunately a lot of people do not operate on logic. Which to me is infuriating. But alas… The bible also says:

          “Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before
          swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in
          pieces.”

          Which I think in this context means… “Even if you are right, keep your mouth shut unless you want to die.”

          • darktrain

            Sadly religion is to blame for the majority of problems in this world.

          • Admearal Pepto

            true

        • Tichaona Maworera

          Homosexuality is not natural, it is a social trait that is learnt and a vice that people with little or no personal discipline conveniently adopt. If it were natural we would have both genetically-identical twins, in cases where one professed to be one, being homosexual. That is not the scientific truth.
          It is the height of cultural imperialism and subjugation when the West seeks to neuter Africa by imposing a practice widely viewed by Africans as decadent, unnatural and completely out of sync with nature.
          There is much much more to the homosexual agenda of the West than meets the eye.The white man’s genes are weak and it is very clear that the ultimate inhabitants of this planet will be people of colour. Caucasians are mortally frightened of the current and future genetic dominance of black people. Hence the desperate need to promote homosexuality which, with time, will result in a stunted population growth for this most natural of continents.
          In any event, the trajectory of western ‘civilization’ with its capitalist hue and blind-alley technology, is one that we Africans, who for thousands of years have lived in harmony with nature, should have been avoided.
          Why not offer to accept homosexual migrants from Africa.? They would gladly accept, the rest of Africa would be relieved and the West will have the appropriate opportunity to assuage its guilt over the systematic murder and enslavement of over 40 million African souls.

          • Cambel

            Christianity is learned also. It sounds like you must thing that is terrible also.
            Then again, Africa has always labored under what the West imposed on it. No surprise that it has embraced a foreign religion so completely.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            Good. You do accept their is nothing natural about homosexuality? Address my scientific assertion if you can!!!
            Anyone!??

          • c_dynes

            see reply below. Every single one of your arguments is scientifically and empirically disputed. I bet you’re in on the spoof ?This web site only publishes fairy tales and is a satire news site. At least I hope you’re joking because no one could be that uneducated. Wow.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            I know that because Museveni’s daughter is not a homosexual.
            And in an earlier edition the site ran another satire asserting that Museveni is gay himself.
            I am very certain that I am much much more educated than you.

          • Lauren Emily Walters

            because you can click on a link on the computer does not make you more educated. Open your eyes to the rest of the world.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            I am unable to appreciate the link between education and one’s views on homosexuality. And I know why. Because there is no such link.
            Information is now widely available to those who care to look for it, indeed, in some cases it is only a click away.
            I did not say I am more educated. I qualified my statement by stating that I am ‘more educated than you’. This was in direct response to the person who had said I was uneducated, in his post.

          • Tim

            What you should have said is “I am completely uneducated, nor have I made any effort whatsoever to try and inform myself”, then it would be clearer for everyone.

          • Okwara Pascal

            Be advised that homos are just like industrial products produced with a factory fault, they cannot be allowed circulation in market. So dont think you are human being like others.

          • Philomath Mooks

            Homosexuality has been observed in hundreds of species from primates and birds to reptiles and insects. It occurs in nature, therefore making it a natural phenomenon.
            In terms of history & sociology:
            Khnumhotep and Niankhkhnum in
            Ancient egypt (2400 BCE) were famously gay, male Azande warriors in the
            northern Congo routinely took on young male lovers between the ages of
            twelve and twenty (1400), and other instances in detailed research and
            scrutiny that Anthropology has been studying for over two decades- shows
            that it has always existed.

            The predefining notion within the study of sexuality is
            “Not every sexual act has a reproductive function … that’s true of humans and non-humans”
            For
            religious folk, this is immediately the source of conflict- because
            their holy books says otherwise- and doesn’t even conceive the
            possiblities of non-binary orientations (gonochorism, pansexuality,
            etc).
            Biologists like Janet Mann, Paul Vasey and Thierry Lodé have a hard time forwarding their research because-
            “Scientists who study the topic are often accused of trying to forward
            an agenda, and their work can come under greater scrutiny than that of
            their colleagues who study other topics.”
            Resulting in over 9 years to publish a study that took only 3 years to conduct.

          • Okwara Pascal

            Bro, dont waste time with these fools, assuming its true one is born homosexual, that means its a factory fault just like any other industrial products, then that product has to be eliminated from circulation. If it was a Car model, it would be called out of the market complitly. So are homos. Just eliminate them, period.

          • Anna Kim

            So you’re admitting that homosexuals are born the way they are… and your only position against homosexuals is that they should just be eliminated because they were born the way they were. I think you should be eliminated for just being so stupid. That’s the same concept, right? I find you faulty for going a step backwards in the human rights movement.

          • Okwara Pascal

            Being a gay is not stupilated as one of the human rights, its an abnormal behaviour which must be eliminated to save the human race. If u are one, then u are human being being by mistake.

          • Anna Kim

            Please explain how homosexuals make the human race need saving. It’s people like you that needs to just stop discriminating. & yes, good job for stating that being a human being could be a mistake. Really.

          • Kakmonstret

            Sounds very fascist to me. Apartheid is over but you are making gay people Africas new niggers. Nothing good will come out of that.

          • Tim

            Variations in hormone levels during these times lead to changes in brain
            structure and function, very often in ways where the male brain can show greater prominence of features tending towards those that are seen in the female brain and vice versa.

            As well as that, there are demonstrable traits (e.g greater spacial awareness in lesbians, greater ability to multitask in gay men) which would appear to reflect this.

            You can also just measure the hormone levels a lot of the time too so I don’t know why you feel the need to pretend that hormones are some kind of witchcraft.

            What you’ve said is nothing close to a scientific assertion, you are completely uninformed and making a fool of yourself, saying things that every doctor in the world and any scientist could only laugh at.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            That is a ridiculously ingenious argument. There are butch lesbian and woman. There is the active gay and the passive partner,
            You see how your assertion is steeped in falsehood?

          • Tim

            You will need to go and read the research papers to know for sure whether they included all gay men/women in the sample or only the “butch” lesbians or the “active gays” as you put it.

            Anyway we are only talking about trends here. There is no defined rule to allow you to measure something in one man and say he’ll be straight or take a different measurement in another and say for sure he’ll be gay.

            We’re talking about human development here; this is something immensely complicated involving all kinds of hormonal, psychological and environmental factors, across a wide range of timescales (in utero, childhood, adolescence) which may then manifest in physiological differences or they may not.

            All I’m saying is that if you put every gay man in one group and every (genuinely) straight man in another, you would be able to distinguish them (as groups) because there are certain general differences going by averages.

            The point is, the simple fact that there is any kind of measurable difference between straight and gay people means that any logic that homosexuality is something which can be beaten or threatened out of somebody is complete nonsense and extremely backward. Even if there are real individual cases where it is a “choice”, i.e purely psychological and reversible, it clearly cannot be in all cases and the logic is destroyed.

            The best you can do is to carry on researching for several decades and hope that at some point in 20/50/100 years, our understanding of sexual development and the psychology of sexual attraction becomes so complete that we can truly identify what leads to development of homosexual desires. Then you may have a cure, or perhaps we will simply learn and learn and learn until we will only be able to conclude that we are such vastly complex creatures that all we can do is follow our fate and realise that there is no point trying to alter the way we were created. Maybe that is a far more elegant and enlightened view than trying to force a simple human viewpoint over the top of a far more complicated reality?

            Until then this stupidity of using criminalisation against something which is simply a fixed part of who someone is, is clearly a complete waste of time and only ever vindictively-motivated. You are commendable to speak out against violence but to come on here and claim to have any kind of evidence for the things
            you’re saying when you obviously don’t is dangerous as it will only
            justify and encourage this kind of repugnant mob behaviour.

            And no one is telling the Ugandan president to walk around in a rainbow hat and tell everyone to try being gay for a day. They are simply saying that gay people should not be persecuted, whether it is by the police/judiciary following the law or by violent mobs. What possible reason have you got for not letting them just live how they choose in peace?

          • William Clark

            You cannot breed out homosexuality by migrating the gay people you have to other lands because straight people will continue to have gay and lesbian children. It is natural. I was raised in the church but from the age of 4 I knew I always liked boys and that has not changed in the following 43 years. And the race that is growing the fastest are the latin and spanish races not the black race. All you have done is shared your ignorance on this forum nothing more.

          • Junuwasi

            When you say you liked boys, do you mean you liked boys shafting you, or you shafting other boys?

          • Tichaona Maworera

            Latinos are brown and I agree that they are the fastest growing race. Which proves my point, the dominance of the black gene is already showing.
            I am not sure about the Spanish though.
            Hear me well. I have absolutely nothing about your being gay.
            I am over 40 and for the greater part of my life I had never come across a gay person in my village. Only when I started interacting with other nationalities did I learn that the practice was already rampant in the West.

          • Ann

            Look very closely at the “white race” and discover we are all “out of Africa” – I know my family’s chromosomes prove that. All races are descended from a tiny gene pool.

          • jaggernaut

            you knew you liked Boys at Age four? im sorry but i find that comment to be really stupid. four year olds dont have sexual thoughts so dont talk ignorantly

          • Dany

            Actually early sexual development is perfectly normal. I had my first (heterosexual) crush when I was 4-5, I know plenty of others who did too. Even innocent sexual games between young children of the same age are normal (according to experts of psychology) and happen frequently.

            So it looks like you are the ignorant one. And if you don’t believe me, go read some articles on child sexuality or talk to some experts in the area.

          • Sherrod Brown

            SEE!?!?! TOLD YOU they would say that! LOL I scrolled down after my last comment..and BOOM here it is….the gay man talking like its COMMON to start sexual behavior at flippin 5 years old! LOL as if WE ALL were not 5 before!….HERE IS THE THING stupid, YOU YOUSELF SAID IT…”INNOCENT” sexual games….The KID is not calling them “sexual “…the ADULT WHO IS WRITING A PSYCH BOOK TO SELL is.
            Its like this…WHO was the FIRST people to call Ernie and Burt “gay?” LITTLE KIDS FROM THE SHOW?!? Or GAY MEN!?

          • Dany

            I don’t know if you were referring to me as the gay man, in fact I am a heterosexual female… And no, kids don’t call the games sexual, they are just acting out natural urges. But they are sexual urges, no doubt about that.

            And, uh, don’t call me stupid. It’s possible to have a discussion without resorting to insults. Try to grow up a bit.

          • Sherrod Brown

            Im not calling you stupid. and you are calling them “URGES”..they are not.

          • Dany

            “HERE IS THE THING stupid”… Who were you referring to then?

          • Dany

            And early sexual behaviour is not just limited to gay people, the people I have known who had early sexual experiences (age 5-6) are hetero. And they didn’t have terrible childhoods or anything, they are healthy people. Just acting out a natural urge very innocently, as I said.

          • Sherrod Brown

            NO children are sexual at 5 years old, if you are SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOU, have you raised kids? I have 4.

          • jaggernaut

            lol and back to square one again. when someone claiming to be an expert tells you sexual urges at 4 is normal makes you totally ignorant as hell. four years old have no sexual urges please…what ever expert article you are reading is seriously Messing you up. experts of psycology indeed

          • Dany

            I didn’t claim to be an expert, I just said my opinion is backed up by experts. If you don’t believe me, you can google it. Studies have found that fetuses that are 15 weeks old masturbate. And if four year olds don’t have sexual urges, why did both I and my brother get crushes on people for the first time age 4-5? Why do I know at least 4 different people who have told me about games they played with other kids at a young age, that clearly had a sexual element? Why do small children sometimes masturbate?

            Can you explain why that happens, if children don’t have sexual urges?

          • Sherrod Brown

            I can tell you this. i have 4 kids. I was a kid. WE ALL were. Youre trying to tell me as if I am a dog, or a chimp. dont you think I WAS THERE when I was 5? DONT YOU THINK I KNOW HOW A KID THAT HAS BEEN SEXUALLY MOLESTED ACTS AT 5? oh dear lawd these people are something else. What next? youre going to tell me cows have three legs, and its common, once I see them coming out that way at the McDonald’s farms? LOL

          • Dany

            Can you please STOP WITH THE CAPS LOCK! It’s hard to take you seriously when you write like that.

            Believe what you want. I am not talking about sexual molestation. I am talking about a natural, healthy curiosity about sex. Not everyone develops sexually that early, but I know quite a few people who did, myself included. This can manifest in different ways, from romantic crushes all the way to sexual experimentation with other kids (I know a handful of people who have admitted to playing games which were very sexual in nature with other kids, at ages 5-6. Not with penetrative sex, but close. And these people weren’t sexually molested, and they are now healthy adults).

            As for myself, I never experimented sexually at that age, and I was never really curious about sex until I was 7-8. But I had crushes on different boys from age 4 onwards. Although I may not have recognised them as sexual in nature, because duh, I was four… But they were definitely romantic crushes. One of my brothers was writing love notes to his “girlfriends” when he was 5. My oldest brother however didn’t get interested in girls until he was a teenager. So everyone’s different.

            I’m sorry it makes you uncomfortable. As a parent it’s important to understand that your kids may get curious about sex earlier than you think they do. Who knows, your kids may be (I don’t know how old they are), but I doubt they would confide in you about it, since you get defensive and bull-headed about this topic.

          • Tim

            I did at age 5/6 I know that, I’ve spoken to girlfriends who’ve said similar things too.

          • jaggernaut

            good for you. and your girlfriends …4 y/o Kids are BABIES WITH NO SEXUAL URGE please dont delude yourself….

          • Dany

            Do you have any evidence to back this up with, since there is plenty evidence to the contrary? or are you just adamantly telling yourself what you’d like to believe, because the topic of child sexuality makes you uncomfortable?

          • Tim

            Do you have anything of any substance whatsoever to make you say that or do you just like posting baseless crap on the internet?

          • Sherrod Brown

            BASELESS is stating something NOT IN THE HUMAN EXPERIENCE, and saying its normal. Frued said a mess of things about boys lusting after moms. So because HE said it, its all good?Kinsey report? The GAY COMMUNITY HAS BURRIED that man’s findings…when they talk about sex? and Whats NATURAL? they NEVER wanna talk about what HE found…Kids having orgasms at 6? 5? 4? 3? 2? Whats his take on homosexuality? THE ONE THING THEY GAYS DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT is molestation…You need to look up the book “after the ball: how america will overcome its fear of gays in the 90s”. That book is the gay agenda. EVERY SINGLE THING IN IT has been tried. Via media AS THEY STATED.
            written by PRO GAY doctors.with ties in media

          • Sherrod Brown

            A GAY person talks the truth, and then they also tell MORE than they REALIZE!! I did a paper where when they thought I was gay..they told me the truth…the ENTIRE GROUP admitted to sexual behaviors before 11 yrs old!!! calling it NORMAL, and

          • Okwara Pascal

            Which man was/is your mother and which man was/is your father. People like you are out of their senses, they donot know that they do not know. We shall eliminate such animalistic behaviours in Africa. If it means death we shall, but we do not want your devilish thinking to grow. And be warned when you step to my Country.

          • Rama Diocotlhe

            You sound very stupid

          • Tim

            Did you ever stop and think that maybe the devils are the ones pretending to be Christians? The word of god goes through a very human priest/pastor/reverend first. God is love, Jesus is love, do unto thy neighbour as you would have done unto thyself… lots of basic foundations of Christianity and fundamental knowledge getting completely ignored by hate-fueled murderous gangs, and you’re so blind you can’t even see the devil in every face? And the funny thing is that that’s what Christianity teaches too, the devil will make you blind

          • jaggernaut

            hey okwara… im anti gay too but death is way too animalistic,,,using your own words here. my only Problem is gay peeps trying to make sense of the practise saying oh ist natural or this scientist prooved this blah blah blah. enough already..

          • Kakmonstret

            Don’t worry. I have no wish to visit a country that makes laws based on ignorance, bigotry and religious misconception.

          • Sherrod Brown

            that is NOWHERE in science.

          • Sherrod Brown

            also, I did a study, interviewed 50 gay males..ALL of them claimed Sexual feelings at abnormal ages..FOUR?!?! REALLY!?!?! YOU HAD A SEXUAL ANYTHING AT FOUR?!?! you need to be talking to your uncles and neighbors bro.

          • Seth

            Actually, it is strongly suspected that hormonal development plays an important part in gender and orientation. So, even though identical twins would have the same DNA, if an anatomical male receives less testosterone than the other, they will become gay or bisexual, asexual. They may also be androgynous or a girl. Sexual orientation as a stand-alone variable, has zero to do with upbringing though. You seem to assume that heterosexuality is the norm for all, with no evidence.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            I thought as much. You are basing your assertions on unproven suspicions as to the role of hormones?
            Need I say more?

          • Charles Augustus Brennan

            Rubbish because all science.

          • Jeremy Dickens

            Why would people “learn to be gay”? Just so they can be hated, judged and beaten up? You would have to be out of your mind to do that…
            As for your identical twins statement. In cases where one twin is gay, so is the other more than 60% of the time, which gives strong evidence for a genetic basis (I am saying ENTIRELY genetic…as it’s not) in at least some cases. The science about what is known about homosexuality shows that it is not “chosen” instead it comes about at least partly due to altered androgen levels during pregnancy and later during brain-development. Again, just think about it. Why would someone choose to be treated like an animal, especially in a homophobic country? The only explanation is that it is not a choice but something in their nature that has such a strong force that it is easier to embrace it and be treated with hate than to keep it suppressed.
            If you think that homosexuality is a white mans condition, you obviously need to go to a gay club in Cape Town, the number of black Africans, coloureds, Indians and whites is proportional to their representation in the population. It is cross racial, obviously.

          • Mitch Burns

            Jeremy Dickinson well said

          • Tichaona Maworera

            If monks could spend their entire lives without indulging in what I consider comes natural, what stops gays from desisting in engaging in acts that expose them to such danger, which in most cases in Africa, is meted out by mobs.
            Without intending to be flippant, it is akin to a slave in 18th century America kissing a white women in front of a mob that has just lynched his friend.
            What you say may well be true in South Africa. But that does not make homosexuality natural . It also is not true of the majority of African countries. It speaks more to the influence of western cultural norms on South Africans than anything else.

          • Tim

            Yes people can stop if you force them but if a violent mob came to your house and told you they wanted you to be separated from your wife and never be with her again, just because they were ignorant, uneducated and hateful, what would you do? If you’re enough of a coward to let them separated, you’d better not see her reply.

            Slaves rebelled, people forced to live a false loveless life because of idiotic mobs will also rebel… some will find the courage to lay down their own life and their blood will forever be on your hands for condoning this kind of depravity.

            That is the journey that we have undergone in the “West” (if you want to divide the world like that). It is a natural instinct for straight men especially to find the whole idea a bit repulsive. It is only through the courage of the people willing to sacrifice their safety, their place in society, their happiness and future and often their lives, that we have learnt to become better than animals bound purely by our first instinct and do what is truly right.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            Your last paragraph here says it all.
            I rest my case.

          • Tim

            Please explain, can’t you answer me?

          • Sherrod Brown

            WHY would someone want to CHOOSE gay? because its a paraphilia,…..CALLED SUCH till the Gay activists got a hold of the APA to make them CHANGE their views.

          • Tim

            Are paraphilias cool then? Do all the kids want to have one? That explains everything, thanks

          • Sherrod Brown

            why waste time with that type of response? troll elsewhere

          • Guest

            Even if it were still a “paraphilia” (By the way…interesting way of looking at it…) what makes that “unnatural”? Even though the Psychology is outdated (Freud was the father of psych., not the modern leader…) surely anything with a psychological cause is natural, even if it is not the norm?
            It’s like saying we should treat all people with Bipolar differently to anybody else; or politically speaking, as pertaining to this case, with less rights. That is simply morally wrong.

          • Sherrod Brown

            what makes it “unnatural” is the same thing that makes a low spirm count unnatural. The NORMAL is For males to be BIOLOGICALLY attracted to that which they are able to further the species with. And vice versa…ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE THAT ARE EVOLUTIONIST…a man born with a drive to have sex with a tree, would be a problem. So at the end of the day, even if people were born gay, they STILL are an abnormality. Some people are born blind. it is Not natural. WHY. The same reason being born BLIND is unnatural, so too a person drawn to their own sex. YOUR PARTS are made for the opposite sex (I am not about to address people born with both..thats an attempt at deflecting the basic topic..we arent talking about those people, we are talking about the common gay person). So just like your EYES are made to see, your Yanker is made for hoochie coochie! LOL

          • Jeremy Dickens

            Even if it were still a “paraphilia” (By the way…interesting way of looking at it…) what makes that “unnatural”? A paraphilia is not a choice without reason, they all have deep-seated psychological causes, no matter how disturbing. Even though the Psychology is outdated (Freud was the father of psych., not the modern leader…) surely anything with a psychological cause is natural, even if it is not the norm?
            It’s like saying we should treat all people with Bipolar differently with less rights (politically speaking). That is simply morally wrong.

          • Jou-maly

            I gat identical twins as friends en they both ar gay so what’s ur take on it….

          • Jeremy Dickens

            That it’s more probably genetically related in their case (remember ID twins share exactly the same DNA) than as a result of “nurture”…

          • Mo Doggie

            You say he “needs” to go to a homo nightclub in Cape Town? Needs?
            btw, Loose” means loose as opposed to tight. You meany “lose”, pronounced like ‘Looz’.
            Go *to* the nightclub but don’t come home *too* late? Get it? Simple. English did not change, only the education system changed.

          • Tamlyn Ailsa MacPherson

            The world will be a much nicer place when ignorant hatemongers like you have died out. There is no agenda save for a quest for equality. Spreading lies like these lead to the deaths of innocent people, but then trying to educate hateful people like you is like trying to teach a dog to play the piano.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            What are you on about? What lies have I spread?
            On the contrary I am amazed that proponents of homosexuality here are coming out of the woodwork, sweating under the collar with sweeping inaccurate and in some cases, outright false assertions and misleading generalizations.
            I do not condone the deaths, or even the punishment of consenting homosexuals in the same manner I do not believe adulterers should be punished.
            What I maintain is that the practice is unnatural and should not be force-fed onto the African continent with threats of dire economic consequences.

          • Tamlyn Ailsa MacPherson

            this disgusting falsehood that people choose to be homosexual. Did you choose to be heterosexual? No. Seriously, who would choose a path in life that is subject to such hate and persecution? The attitude that black Africans were racially inferior and less intelligent than white Europeans was used as justification for slavery for centuries, and the attitude is still now prevalent in parts of the world. That is one falsehood that has had dire consequences for a certain group of people, and you are spreading another. Homosexuality is as natural an occurrence as skin colour, or height, hair colour, or eye colour. Science backs this up with many, many studies from many different disciplines. Not only that, but actually talking to homosexual people for five minutes inform you otherwise. There is no desire to force people to be homosexual, trust me, we know what it’s like to have people try and force our sexuality to change. We are not saying Africa should turn gay, but we are disgusted at the parts of Africa that will persecute, imprison and in some places, execute people for their sexuality. When you bandy about this falsehood that it is a choice, you throw fuel on the great pyre of hatred that is blazing away and claiming liberty and life from innocent people who only want to be left alone to love who they love. There is enough hatred in this world, without placing restrictions on love and compassion. Seriously, who does it serve?

          • Tichaona Maworera

            No, I did not chose to be heterosexual. I simply followed nature.

          • Tamlyn Ailsa MacPherson

            You and I both. Why is it so hard to believe, especially in the face of overwhelming evidence, that it is a natural occurrence? You know the Earth goes round the Sun right?

          • Newton

            swapped minds have time on things that they know are wrong to do and become logical on them. Help people by letting them know they are kings and queens who are supposed
            to eat on the high table instead of the dust bin.

          • JB

            Same goes for homosexuality! Can you change? Neither can LGBT people.
            First of all: Homosexuals are born that way.

            They cannot be made that way. Are you straight? Then you
            should know you cannot change your sexual orientation. I was raised by straight parents. Nevertheless, my sister and me are both homosexual. No one taught us…in case you still believe such thing crap.

            2nd, Why would a straight person choose to be gay?

            3th, Science achieved to prove that gays have a simular section
            in the brain like women have which is responsible for sexual orientation. For lesbians it is simular to the masculin brain.

            Edjucate yourself!

          • Tichaona Maworera

            I assume you are white. Now tell me, did you have flourishing homosexual communities in the last millennium in your countries? Where were the homosexuals then ?
            The fact that you would rather be straight speaks volumes as to your real sentiments as to whether this is a natural condition .
            The west, as it is wont to has simply reverted to acting to form. You know of course that the so-called empires of Rome and Greece were exceedingly depraved and had taken unnatural conduct to unsurpassed heights.
            Africans do not like homosexuality.

          • Anna Kim

            “Where were the homosexuals then?” OH I DON’T KNOW, NOT OPENLY EXPRESSIVE ABOUT THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATION BECAUSE THEY WERE REPRESSED FROM SOCIETY. We should be moving forward in the civil rights movement, but we can’t because people like you still exist. I don’t understand how you can honestly feel as if homosexuals should not be considered to be human beings simply because of their sexual preference. Despite homosexuals having all the genetics and everything that makes them literally a human being, you still believe they are not.

            You also called being homosexual… a practice? Oh wow, seriously? All of the awards for you. Yes, we “practice” being homosexual. We clearly want to be oppressed and have less rights than heterosexuals because there is obvious joy and a promise to an easier life in that. How can someone be so stupid.

            Then you go on to say that homosexuality is being force-fed into Africa. Force-fed. Really. Do you see any human being going up to another in Africa and saying, “You have to be a flaming homosexual or I’m going to kill you.” Force-fed. Your use of that term is stupid. I can’t help it but to describe you as stupid.

            You, 40 year old sir, cannot possibly generalize and speak for all of Africa. Good for you that you have not come across a homosexual. Maybe that’s because, oh I don’t know, it’s not socially accepted there. Or maybe because you just assumed that no one around you is gay, when in fact, you can’t tell because not all homosexuals are easy to pinpoint, in case you didn’t know. (I say that because it seems as if you don’t know a lot of things so you’re welcome.) Whatever the reason may be, I hope that, for your sake, you do not come across a homosexual in your life because trust me, us homosexuals do not want to ever come across you in person either.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            What ‘ sound and fury’, totally signifying nothing!
            All you can do is be abusive, stupid this, stupid that.
            Have you not heard the threats made by the US President, the World Bank? And all these organizations operating under the guise of human rights but intent on fostering this insidious practice, yes practice on Africa?
            You can stop acting ridiculously with other women right now if you want. Get yourself a good man and raise a wholesome all-American family!

          • JB

            Where did you read that i want to be straight?????From where do you get that? You are so naive! Check your own history but do not only read what you want to read. Dumb and stubborn never learn , so im done discussing with you!

          • Tim

            What are you trying to say? Open homosexuality was completely illegal and punishable with imprisonment or worse; we turned against and chemically castrated one of our greatest modern mathematicians (Alan Turing) even though he was a war hero who had saved immeasurable lives only around 60 years ago.

            But regardless of whether the legal system has been liberal or completely barbaric, there have been a constant stream of well known homosexuals throughout the history of every country in the world. So I don’t understand, do you now understand that homosexuality is natural because you seem to have just made an argument against yourself?

          • Tichaona Maworera

            Why then is it so difficult, impossible really, to convince people of what comes so naturally?
            Have you bothered to understand why a vast majority of humans, are mortally petrified of the very idea of men liberally engaging in penetrative sex with each other using that orifice?

          • Tim

            I have a friend who hates all Africans. He says the way they speak is weird, they walk differently and he doesn’t like it and he doesn’t want to see them or have to be near them. I told him he was an idiot and he should learn to question his first instincts and overcome his prejudices and all it would take was greater understanding and then there would be no more fear. I’ll tell him he’s right though and the first instinct is always correct, he’ll be happy.

            We have always fought amongst each other and committed the most evil of warcrimes because of fear of other nationalities, religions, races, ideologies. Sexuality is one more on that list but rather than look inward at ourselves and back at the atrocities of the past and learn for the future, some people are too weak to see past their own basic prejudices, however evil they are.

          • Okwara Pascal

            You are 100% insane or mad.

          • Tamlyn Ailsa MacPherson

            about my sexuality, or the earth orbiting the sun?

          • shafal

            hey, am From UG, and this is wat i think, we had our own research with our own scientists and the results show that no one can be born gay, since its that, one either turns gay by the way he grew up, which can be changed becoz life style can be changed for better upbringing, and or being paid money to do so, and of which the paid ones are more, so the case is , yes we have to punish all those who get paid and all those who dont want to change for better

          • Tamlyn Ailsa MacPherson

            your own ‘scientists’ are presenting what your government tells them to. You are talking about something about which you know absolutely nothing, and condemning others to a life of persecution as a result. Uganda is a backwards state, run by backwards people who are using homosexuality as a scapegoat to gloss over the fact that Uganda is one of the poorest, most deprived countries in the world. Germany did the same with the Jews in the 1930s. They stirred up hate, based on phoney science just like your government is doing. The developed world is laughing at Uganda right now, and rightly so. My only hope is that no one loses their lives as consequence of this savage law. but it is inevitible.

          • DISQUIS

            Hate and persecution eh? Nice straw man and a load of turkey gibblets. The gay community has enough hatred for itself. Stop telling those who don’t follow this chosen lifestyle that there is anything natural. You have not read the latest Scientific papers in the past 20 years have you?

          • jeppen

            So, you’re both racist and homophobic? Ok. What is weak, is the culture of hate. What is weak, is the idea that “nature” should guide human morality.

            And what is this stupid nonsense about neutering Africa? The rest of the world has successfully come close to replacement rate birth rates. Africa needs to get there too, if you want to preserve some of your environment.

            Neither white nor black genes are weak or superior, btw. They are simply adaptations to different amounts of sun.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            Wow! Where have you been this last century?
            Are you not aware of the dominance of black genes above all others and of the recessive nature of white genes?
            You need some serious schooling, my friend.

          • jeppen

            Your knowledge of genetics is obviously very shallow. Black pigmentation genes are not dominant. A number of genes determine pigmentation and they are additive, giving mixed results when mixed.

            Also, recessive genes are not “weak”, they are recessive.

            Btw, I’d guess that in another generation, people will have the option to tweak the genes for their offspring. How they will do that, we’ll just have to see. But I’d guess that you’ll find that “natural” won’t carry the day.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            You tell me, are recessive genes not deleterious and the possible result of inbreeding? And should we not worry that if homosexuality is indeed genetic, it may be indicative of an inclination to sterility among populations that have such genes ?

          • jeppen

            No, recessive is not the same as deleterious. There are dominant deleterious genes, such as dwarfism, Huntingtons disease, farsightedness and having more than five fingers or toes (and thus the corresponding recessive genes are beneficial).

            Homosexuality has got nothing to do with sterility – gays and lesbians are as fertile as heterosexuals. If homosexuality is genetic, and you walk around killing gays to protect your very, very vulnerable African population, then African gays will hide by marrying and procreating, and then they will spread their genes and perhaps they have other genetic advantages that will make them multiply faster than heteros. Africa will then become very very gay and pink indeed!

          • Fabian Bermudez

            As a qualified geneticist I advice you to study human genetics before you write ridiculous statements like the one above. If anyone here needs schooling, it is you.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            I accept that genetics is not my forte.
            But the force of my assertion remains unabated.
            Bottom line-Africans, in the main, do not like the practice of homosexuality. We would rather have men engaging with women. Just live with it, please.

          • c_dynes

            Actually, its a natural variation of sexual orientation. This is empirically, scientifically observed in the animal world, for example and in human behavioral studies ie.. the most famous of academic studies THE KINSEY REPORT, among many others too many to list here.. . And to clarify, its not a WESTERN agenda, From a socio historical anthropological context many African tribal cultures, Uganda’s being foremost, commonly acknowledged, accepted homosexuality as just a variance of human sexuality. It was accepted culturally as “another way of being”. It wasn’t until the arrival of WHITE CHRISTIAN COLONIZERS when that cultural attitude shifted. The WHITE CHRISTIAN COLONIZERS discouraged the “other way of being” because it failed to conform to their rigid moralistic values. Basically, The WHITE COLONIZERS displaced the local tribal value system with their own rigid system of PUNITIVE CONFORMITY TO WHITE STANDARDS. When President Museveni claims to be the vanguard of Ugandan culture, he is merely parroting years of colonized and whitewashed Ugandan history. Tribal African traditions allowed same sex couplings. The Ugandan King Mwanga II was openly homosexual and battled Christian missionaries who opposed him for that reason. In Christian martyrdom myths , King Mwanga is often portrayed as predatory and malevolent. However, his legend lives on tribal oral storytelling traditions. “Cross Cultural Codes on 20 Sexual Attitudes and Practices” was an anthropological study published in 1976, a seminal work, written by anthropologists Stephen Murray and Will Roscoe, refutes the idea that homosexuality was nonexistent in African culture and merely an invention of the WEST. Many subsequent academic studies support this contention. Its as natural as Heterosexuality, Bisexuality . This is quite evident in nature and well documented by scientific observers. Its amazing that people still cling to archaic and irrational notions regarding the human variance in sexual orientation.

          • c_dynes

            In cases of twin studies, orientation may be influenced by a confluence of factors, including hormonal fluctuations in vitro, etc.. which may account for one twin being gay and the other not.. Again its a question of correctly interpreting data before jumping to unsubstantiated conclusions. There’s also sibling studies, with varying outcomes. In a study involving 5 siblings, 2 were gay and the others not.

          • Rasuz

            One has to satisfy their God given qualities why fear the masses

          • Junuwasi

            Bollocks. What are your sources? That Uganda accepted homosexuality before the coming of Christians? They don’t have a word for it in their tribal tongues.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            This is exactly the kind of patronizing and contemptuous attitude I find abhorrent and innately racist.
            The white anthropologist who comes to Africa to tell Africans who they are, with a hidden agenda to justify some outlandish preconceived idea of who Africans are surely died out decades ago? No sane and self-respecting academic any longer relies on such studies that were conducted by persons who had no idea whatsoever that they were, in most part, dealing with societies that had a deeper understanding of the need to live in harmony with nature and who had, in earlier civilization, given the western world algebra, astronomy and indeed, religion. For who, if seriously seeking the truth, does not know that Jesus Christ was not Caucasian and that the origins of Christianity are in fact African?
            That aside, I will put it in simple terms. Properly conducted research has shown that genetically-identical twins do not both turn out to be homosexual when one of them is. What this means is that homosexuality is not a natural phenomenon but an acquired social trait that can be discarded if one has the moral gumption and conviction to discern it for what it truly is.
            You do not tell the truth when you sate that the practice was rampant in Africa before the arrival of the missionaries. Implicit in that assertion is an unacceptable racist intonation that Africans had no moral values and needed to be set off from some atavistic depravity by the missionaries. In this day and age such thoughts are disturbing and offend the accepted notions of the equality of persons of every hue and colour.
            This thing about human variance in sexual orientation is an embarrassingly convenient justification for unnatural behaviour and a cheap exercise in intellectual dishonesty in the face of hard scientific facts .
            Personally, I have nothing against gay persons for as long as they do not seek to impose it upon those who regard it as unnatural and undesirable.
            If the west is comfortable with the practice, good, but please, keep it away from the shores of Africa, It is already bad enough with South Africa, that unfortunate country, whose peoples were subjugated longer than any in history, having been corralled into adopting the practice as a constitutional necessity. One African country is enough.

          • LezlieKinyon

            OK – I was willing to read and take you seriously until you claimed that Jesus was African. I’m no christian, but even I know that Jesus was a Jewish boy. Western agenda my right… you know what…

          • M.AlKhalifa

            I’ll have to disagree with you on Algebra. I could be wrong, but the way I learned it, Algebra was founded by an Arab mathematician named Mohamed Ibn Musa Al Khowarizmi. Baghdad. The word Algebra stems from the Arabic word Al-Jabr, which means “Science of restoration and opposition.” , But hey nowadays everybody wants to attribute all that is good to their own race so who knows what’s true.

          • Brandon Jackson

            The “White anthropologist” also discovered that humans originated from Africa and were “Black.” And dont tell the west to stay out of Africas affairs when Africa has already transitioned through modernity for the most part. You cant reverse modernity. And if you dont know what modernity means then google it. Gay rights are a crucial part of western ideology, and if countries (Like many in Africa) are facilitated through modernity then they identify with western ideologies.

          • raynel

            (Love , Hope and faith will last forever) unquote . Of these three love is the most important .In the end you will perish and so will LGBT . God is the ultimate judge not you with your education . I pray peace into your live . The human tongue must be guarded .

          • Anna Kim

            Let me just inform you that identical twins are not 100% identical; it’s not like everything is EXACTLY the same, but their sexual orientation. In simpler words (because I know you’re going to come up with a dumb excuse because you tend to have a capacity limit to how much your little mind can absorb), just because one twin is gay, does not mean that the other has to be as well.

            Also, you said that you “have nothing against gay persons for as long as they do not seek to impose it upon those who regard it as unnatural and undesirable.” The only reason you have to say that is if someone personally approached you and said, “Hey, I’m a flaming homosexual and you have to be as well or else you’re just wrong.” If that is the case, I am deeply sorry. But I do highly doubt that has happened to you, so I say stop being a dumbfuck. You are obviously against gay people if you are willing to go through all this to say that “homosexuals are not human beings.” You even regard homosexuals as “unnatural and undesirable,” and yet you have the audacity to say that you have nothing against gay people. Please stop contradicting yourself. We all know you hate gays. We do not care that you hate gays if you keep that to yourself. Like you said, the problem appears when you decide to “impose” your idea on others who believe that homosexuals should have equal rights (I mean, considering they are human, right?)

          • c_dynes

            Its obvious that most of your argument is fashioned on the Nazi idea of “Eugenics” . Given the cultural and ethnic context, very disturbing. Every single argument you’ve put forward can be empirically disputed.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            How?

          • Chris Hansen

            You are truly delusional if you actually believe the bullsh*t you are trying to spread around has any truth or creedence. Plus you are a racist who hasn’t done their homework. educate yourself a bit about The African-led enslavement before you try to boost your ego and sense of self worth with your misconceived and incredibly uneducated notions. It will improve your credibility.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            I have undertaken extensive research into the slave trade and I can assure you unbiased historians of unquestioned intellectual integrity have largely confirmed that more African were murdered during the slave trade than all the Jews who perished in the holocaust.
            Conservative figures put the number between 20 and 40 million. This perfidious commerce was undertaken over a period of more than a century, mind you.

          • George

            you don’t have a clue what you’re talking about and the only trait learned is your narrow minded attitude. Go out and see the real world hillbilly!

          • Tichaona Maworera

            Really? And you do?

          • George

            I grew up in a small rural community, never met anyone gay there, and I’ve lived in the Gay capital of the UK, Brighton, and my attitude has become more enlightened through this experience. I speak from experience – not from brainwashing. So I’ll say it again Tich, you haven’t got a clue. Bye bye I can’t be bothered with you – waste of time.
            Go for a holiday in Brighton, it’s nice, it has a beach. Make some gay friends and go out clubbing, you sound like you need it.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            Hahaha! Fat chance! I have gay associates but that does not make me approve of their sexual proclivities one bit!
            Let Africans decide their sexual destiny without interference from you in the West.
            Its just that I cannot conceive of how anyone can find pleasure in what gays do.
            As for lesbians, its really a world of make-believe.

          • kim martins

            that is the most stupid and uneducated ignorant statement that I have ever read. go lock your self in a dark room. I didn’t choose to be gay. why would I chose to be gay if I knew I would come across ignorant people like you everyday of my life. why would I chose to be gay when I know family would disown me? why would I choose to be gay when I am been judged for who I am? been gay is not a choice no one would choose to be hated and juged. everyone deserves a freedom to love who they want. so stop with the foolishness

          • Tichaona Maworera

            Sometimes it is the better and more mature option to keep quiet when you have nothing useful to say.
            You do not prove that homosexuality is natural by simply being offensive.

          • Ann

            When did you decide to be heterosexual?

          • wailer

            why must a normal human decide to be gay? the asshole is only used to exit poo..notin else

          • Tichaona Maworera

            When did you decide to be lesbian, if you are one?
            How old were you then? And please, do not tell me you woke up one morning and in the throes of a Damascene moment, realized you preferred women.

          • Anna Kim

            Oh, of course we don’t wake up one morning and realize we prefer women. It’s not a choice, so why would we do that.

            Also, if you really believe that homosexuality is unnatural and not born that way, what makes you think that heterosexual people are born straight? Is it because they get genes that make them sexually aroused by someone of the opposite gender? No, that can’t be your logic because homosexuals are homosexuals because they’re the same way, just sexually aroused by someone of the same gender. Is your only logic “they’re not natural because they obviously don’t follow the social norm and of course everything that society believes in is what I have to believe in.” That’s as dumb as saying how in the past, slaves were once socially acceptable so it was natural. In other words, your logic is dumb.

          • Gary D. Sargent

            And if, by chance, one of your castoffs comes to the West, goes through our schools and discovers a cure for a form of cancer, thus earning him the Nobel Prize, in medicine, it’s for sure you’ll try to claim him as one of your own. Just remember, you threw him away so he’s no longer yours and you can sit there and suck on your sour grapes.

          • Arthur

            Thanks so much Tichomona, at-least i have some one who appreciates culture and is speaking the human language unlike some of these animals

          • Tichaona Maworera

            Yes, Arthur. When people are this vociferous without factual reasons, their motivation is suspect.

          • bara

            you are so wrong on so many levels. you need to get out and talk to people.

          • Okwara Pascal

            You have the point, shame upon those animals in a human skin, we Africans we know what we want and our destiny. The west should leave us alone, we are happy with our culture. Have we ever forced them to follow our culture? then why them force us. Please Africa and the Arab world les stand up and fight this habbit, les fight to death, les fight. Am so annoyed u pleople. We must chase these whites from our Countries if they donot behave. Nonsense nonsense and shame upon them.

          • Tim

            Hahaha do you have any idea how stupid you look? Homosexuality is found in nearly ALL animals and is EXTREMELY well documented in scientific research. (Why don’t you search for “Inca and Rayas” to get started, or the documentary “Out in Nature” – or has the west already come and corrupted African animals before they start on the human beings?)

            Also the thing about twins is complete rubbish too, there are a huge number of genetic conditions and diseases which can be switched on or off depending on environmental factors, especpially during early childhood and in adolescence… in fact identical twins studies are about the best possible way of researching these kinds of thing when one twin can develop a condition which is known to have a genetic root cause but the other does not. The body undergoes huge changes at these times, both hormonal and psychological, which have an immense effect on our bodies and imprint permanently on our sexuality and manifest in SCIENTIFICALLY DOCUMENTED changes in hormone levels, brain structure and brain function between straight, gay, bisexual etc people.

            Why don’t you try bothering to actually ask someone who has some kind of genuine education and knowledge before you post stuff that is so pathetically simple it’s nothing more than a complete joke? You’ve obviously made no effort at all to educate yourself but you’re still so arrogant that you think it’s ok to come on here to spread this kind of hatred while innocent people’s lives are now being destroyed because of it.

            The main thing from the West corrupting places like Uganda are these ridiculous miserable, sexually-repressed, idiot missionaries who are seen as mad fundamentalists by the other non-aggressive 99% of Christianity who are coming over and preaching hatred. They have no future in the West because all it takes is some basic knowledge and human decency to see how ridiculous, aggressive and disgusting what they preach is, but obviously there are enough people to take advantage of over there still. In 20 years the people of nations like Uganda and Nigeria will look back at these times and be deeply ashamed of how hateful and stupid people are being.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            Leave the animals alone, pigs and dogs know female from male and their respective functions. Methinks thou dost protest too much!
            Even in the West a huge swath of the people do not condone homosexuality. However, there is a palpable tyranny that gays and lesbians have mounted vigorously, so much that good men and women who are repulsed by this vile practice have been whipped into silence through a misconceived respect for ‘human rights’. Homosexuals have become arrogant and now control and direct the human rights agenda which they have effectively hijacked.
            There is no way you can maintain that the use of the anus as a substitute for the female organ is natural?
            You sound ridiculous when you become insulting gross and crass through your liberal and unrestrained use of vituperative language.
            A valid point can always be made using good language. That is precisely the kind of attitude encompassing a sense of unwarranted entitlement to public sympathy that makes gays and lesbians often repulsive.

          • Tim

            Sorry if I was abrasive and offended you. The fact that you came on here posting stuff that has already been proven long ago to be complete and utter lies, when people are being attacked, threatened with violence, arrested, raped and murdered using those same lies, offended me too.

          • Tichaona Maworera

            That is a load of bull!
            What scientific evidence do you have?
            You regard yourself educated when you mouth such inanities?
            With advocates like you, homosexuals are in real trouble,

        • Alan Russell Carter

          Thank you, Brenda!

        • Ugandan100%

          We ugandans just dont want the behavior, simple.

          • George

            Speak for yourself.

          • Brenda Cremer

            No problem. You just don’t have the right to send people to jail or kill them for it. Maybe I’ll decide I don’t like Ugandan behavior and send you (and your friends and family, just for being related to you) to jail. How would you feel?

        • Arthur

          Brenda am sorry your comparing your self to ANIMALS. How ever as Ugandans we have cultures that we follow and if i may ask the name cremer??? from which background do you come from? am sure if your father slept with a fellow man you would not be anywhere making such stupid noise and comments comparing to animals

          • Admearal Pepto

            Arthur. i think this is is the closest she can get to acknowledge she is gay. so sad

          • Brenda Cremer

            First off I do not compare myself to animals, We ARE all animals, it’s science. You might wanna check that, you might also wanna check some genetic studies, they’re trying to discover why the “gay gen” does not disappear even if gays can’t reproduce. In prehistorical tribes they were usually called “helpers in the nest”, nature keeps producing homosexuals, they also found out the “gay gen” makes sisters and brothers even more suitable for reproduction. You are free to believe whatever you like, even if its against nature but you have no right to murder someone for it. That’s what the article is talking about. Secondly, what is your problem with my surname exactly? I do not understand. And you can keep your disrespectful comments to yourself.

          • Chris Miller

            Interestingly, younger sons are much more likely to be gay as well. It seems that societies do better if not every adult has children and some simply help raise them or become spiritual advisers or highly trained experts. Which parents can do as well, of course, but if you don’t have children you can focus on it more. The argument that the West is pushing homosexuality on African countries is tragically ironic considering it was colonialism that introduced the idea that homosexuality was so terrible. Also there are a lot of people with gay parents (just to reply to everything at once) either because they had kids before coming out, or they decided they wanted them and used a surrogate or donor, or they adopted kids who didn’t have their own families. Which goes back to the first point, that gay people in society can help raising children of others when needed.

          • Arthur

            Brenda lets make this simple, you as homos have sex and produce children “IF THAT IS REALLY POSSIBLE” and have a race of your own. Don’t recruit our children that we produce through normal, repected, and recorgnised sexual intercouse into that kind of stupidity. there i will have no problem with you.

        • Admearal Pepto

          Brenda , r u gay? if yes , i understand yo position but if not. y aren’t u?
          if yo parents were gay would you have been born.
          how would u feel when yo daughter or son told u they were gay? do u even think before defending this thing you call human rights?
          well just you should know . in UGANDA that’s our position , thank God its now a law just don’t dare.

          • Brenda Cremer

            Well if my parents were from Uganda i would probably be dead by now, so it doesn’t really matter right? The topic is not being gay or not, the topic is that you monsters feel superior enough to destroy somebody elses life. You are no different than nazis. This thing you call “human rights” you said…well, I guess that just shows what kind of person you are. Luckily for you I do believe in human rights and I believe you have the same rights I have, even if you are a bad person (or maybe just ignorant, I hope it’s only that and not evil what makes you write this stuff), I believe you have the right to live your life in peace with your loved ones.

        • DISQUIS

          We are NOT animals. Get that at least right.

      • Arcana

        Yes, all animals can be homosexual, bisexual or heterosexual.

      • ColorMeWise

        It’s been noted that some animals are gay…..just thought you should do your research before you make uneducated statements about ‘sexual orientation as a choice’. Check it out.

        • ColorMeWise

          And please keep bigotry to yourself. That’s not welcome here!

      • Chilidawg

        Same sex mating pairs are not uncommon in nature.

      • jeppen

        You’re confused. Being an asshole is NOT culture.

      • Alan Russell Carter

        YES, there are more than 500 species in the world that are gay. Look it up and stop asking stupid questions. You heard of Google!? Use it. Look it up.

        • Ugandan100%

          We ugandans just dont want the behavior, simple.

          • Alan Russell Carter

            We finally agree. YES, you are simple. But I wouldn’t be boasting about that fact. FYI, there was a time when in my country, many people didn’t want blacks, like you, to be around them either, and didn’t understand our behavior, or thought we were different or inferior. Fortunately, in my country….people evolved.

          • Alan Russell Carter

            PS if you’re going to say something bigoted or demeaning, how about showing your face and using your real name?

          • raynel

            If the rest off the world didn’t want ugandan’s behaviour tough luck . We have to live with it but it don’t give us to choose if ugandan’s live or die .Grow up .

        • Admearal Pepto

          Alan good to know the statistic of your colleagues but yo not going to teach us how to run our house.

      • Juliet ‘practical Hippy’ Colli

        Actually I have. Most female cows will mount another when in heat. As will dogs. And apes. This is not ‘forcing’ you to accept it. It is broadening yourselves to life in the 21st century – where people should have the right to live openly and in peace,And whether you like it or not – this has ALWAYS how it has been – there have always been those within society – yours, mine or anyones, who are homosexual. It is a natural variation. And throughout the building of your history and culture they have existed, Never hurt anyone then – why should it be a problem now? Open your eyes and understand that not everyone is the same as you, but that we can all get along together anyway. What are you frightened of?

        • Tichaona Maworera

          You probably thought for a while milk was manufactured in factories.
          Animals simulate sexual activity, they do not engage in the act.. Humans do.

      • Freedom to Unfree

        Homosexuality is seen in a variety of different species. It’s funny how you think people would just wake up one day and decide to be homosexuals especially in a country like Uganda where they are hated by the ignorant masses. They can’t help it, it’s not a choice, they are born ike that.

      • susan g

        Mi01 You are incorrect about homosexuality. In the animal world. homosexuality has been observed in almost every specie, and certainly the ones you name, dogs,pigs, goats.

        You claim that you only have your “culture” left in Africa and must preserve it at all costs. Just because something is a part of one’s culture doesn’t automatically make it worth preserving.

        In some parts of Africa there are certain cultures who believe if an HIV infected man has sex with a virginal baby it will cure their AIDS. There are other African cultures that believe people who are born as albinos are demons who should be shunned or even killed.

        I don’t think anyone should want to preserve these kinds of backward cultural beliefs. The fact is, a person’s sexual preference is almost always decided before birth. In other words the person has no more control over it than how tall they are, or the color of their eyes.

    • Lenore LaFiore

      No we can’t, we wish we could

    • Joyous

      That’s contradiction. So you are confirming that being gay is a sin coz all you have mentioned above is sin and people do it knowing very well that it is sin.

      • ColorMeWise

        7 And the pig, though it has a divided hoof, does not chew the cud; it is unclean for you. 8 You must not eat their meat or touch their carcasses; they are unclean for you.

        You also can’t eat shrimp or any shellfish, for that matter.

        It has been said that these are sins…..There are a lot of pork eating, shrimp eating sinners out there. Come on now. You thought using Levitical Law and Deuteronomic Code to fight this fight was legitimate. You take all laws and codes and own them or none. It needs to be understood why they came about.

      • Gingerbread2

        DISCLAIMER on the bottom of this website reads: Abril Uno is a satire, parody and spoof web publication. Abril Uno uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases where public figures or companies are being satirized, parodied or spoofed. Any resemblance to the truth, actual events, actual persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental and is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof. All articles contained herein are fiction (“fake”), untrue, for entertainment only, and of no news value whatsoever

    • http://www.sonoranstudios.com/ Neil Schneider

      What a GREAT point you make. Thank you. I strongly dislike websites that make up news, because people pass them on as true.

    • Dave

      I know what you mean. But I do not know where it said do not wear polyester.

    • Jason D

      You also admit to loving someone, admit to having feeling for someone, admit to wanting a steak for supper.

      Admit means “confess to be true or to be the case”, and confess means (amongst other things) to declare faith in or adherence to , to give evidence of.

      There is as much danger in giving homosexuals (or any other oppressed or marginalised group) preferential treatment, or allowing special rules. That danger is that they remain singled out, which means they will always be a target.

      I.E. If you wouldn’t protest the use of the word admit when someone else uses it you shouldn’t protest it’s use here:

      “I have to admit, I haven’t read the book”,
      “I admitted to her that I loved her…”,
      “I know you want Pizza, but I have to admit that I would actually prefer steak.”,
      “When asked, I will freely admit that I know very little about life.”,
      “It’s been three weeks since Chris admitted he loves me, and I must admit that took me by surprise”,
      “I must grudgingly admit that while I don’t like watching TV, it’s usually more fun than your average wedding.”,
      “He admitted that he really did know it was a gag site, but reminded people that many a true word was spoken in jest.”

    • JUDGE

      U LOOK GAY ANYWAY

    • Mo Doggie

      it is not a phobia, it is just natural disgust. Disgust at the idea of men kissing and playing with each others penises and poepholes.

  • nicmalenzie

    Idiots!!@keith This is uganda not mek ur our country…make ur judgements in your country not hre ..hw cams we dont interfere in your countries issues ..who are you to interfere in ours or if you really want to be a ugandan cz I see ur intersetd then go tel ur damn parents to re give birth to you…

    • jeppen

      Cruelty is everybody’s business. Why be such barbarians? Don’t you care at all how you are perceived in the rest of the world?

    • gkr44

      quite right. All you need to do now to support this law is to quote the Bible text where Jesus condemned gays. I’m waiting…

  • nicmalenzie

    @Allan Hahaha so gay ..i think u should tel us wat pleasure you get by being screwed by a fellow man !!!u neva knw…??idiot just ..I dnt thnk ur even able to hold your stool

    • God’s Truth

      Why do you think about gay sex so much? You are likely Gay. Careful that you are not reported to Red Pepper…

      • jeppen

        He does seem very interested.

        • God’s Truth

          Everyone with any sort of education know; You think about things that are interesting to you. It’s known that Uganda has one of the highest percent of people accessing gay pornography online.

  • di Afrikan

    You maggots have now started propaganda thinking you’ll achieve anything? Lol, Uganda won’t buckle under your senseless pressure. We are strong and ready to fight this homo stupidity

    • God’s Truth

      Human rights are for everyone. All children are God’s children, and if you think not, then you will see what is going to happen to you in the end.

    • jeppen

      Why do you need to fight it? Do you risk succumbing to gayness if you see gays holding hands?

      • Chilidawg

        it gives him a chubby.

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      I am not “a stupidity”. No-one made me gay. I was born this way.

  • God’s Truth

    Uganda is always ready to fight homosexuals, but never ready to fight their government’s corruption and theft of millions of dollars. Chase the boogeyman, while your presidents rapes your economy!

  • GayAtheist64

    Karma’s a b…… Kudos to Diana.

    • Chilidawg

      didn’t. But it’s funny anyway.

  • Chilidawg

    “April Uno?”

    this article is fishing for Ugandan bigots

  • Kakmonstret

    Gay people are Africas new niggers. Apartheid is back and going strong.

  • tamnobel

    What if there is no God? That just leaves a narrow minded prejudice with no ‘moral’ argument.

    • Chilidawg

      When the New York Times said God is dead
      And the war’s begun
      Alvin Tostig has a son today

  • Hosea Johnson

    you got to take religion out of it. religion is about denying civil rights, it’s about chosen ones, it’s about death and revenge, it’s about controlling lives. If you use only religious laws, there can be no civil laws. Cilvil rights, civil societies, cilvil freedom, democracy, freedom of speech, self determination, so many fundamental human rights are denied in the major philosophies of the three major religions on this planet. Her being gay is between her and her god. Not her, and your god. And yes my god is completely different from your god. Religious peoples need for control, is the problem. Politicians also evoke religious bullshit to get votes and win favor with the ignorant masses. Religion is a tool you can use it to save yourself, you can use it to control something or some one. you can use it as a real-estate bargaining tool as a tool it has many applications. But It should not be used to create a humane, peaceful, society. Hosea

  • Jennifer Arnold

    Can you site the source of this information? Like a link to the radio broadcast, or something like that. I can’t find any other information on this anywhere online.

    • Chilidawg

      The information you seek is at the bottom of this page. Scroll all the way down.

      • kingo

        the bill isn’t even of fare these people killed there and then with out even going to jail or in courts of Law, those are just useless human beings.

        • Chilidawg

          Try posting that again.

          Who is worthless? The Ugandan government?

  • shafal

    Seriously,
    Is this what westerners do once they are defeated, they start making the winners look bad, coming up with stupid stories,, i thought The American news papers were professionals, damn am starting to wonder if the news i see on CNN, and the rest western news is even true

    • Ton_Chrysoprase

      If you have a problem with what you call “westerners”, may I encourage you to get off the internet? You’d have homosexuality without westerners, but you wouldn’t have the web.

    • Chilidawg

      Westerners are defeated? What planet do you live on?

    • Kakmonstret

      Winners? There are only losers in this sad affair.

  • fredmboma

    Folks are you so dumb? This is a satire article. It’s not true. Look at the news on the home page of this website and tell me what do you see? Ever heard of The Onion? The Weekly World Report? The National Report? The Borrowitz Report?

  • Shane Cowart

    As much as satire is usually entertaining, I really don’t like this.

  • VJ RLester

    Lock her up daddy….

  • Randy Valon

    How bout those apples.

  • OakenTruncheon

    What is it with Ugandan Presidents?

  • espgreg

    Satire or for real??

  • Jason Gabriel Matos

    Everyone knows that this is Satire right??? I mean its in the name of the site Abril Uno
    which is Spanish for April 1st(April fools day) Abril=April and Uno=One……I mean its rather obvious….Just saying.

    • Friedrich Kruger

      You definitely have a point there. :) Although I wondered if the report is true, because I know there is often misreporting based on rumours, I didn’t see that one coming.
      I think you are most probably right and this whole thing is just one big joke, just a little premature for the April One jokes. :)

  • Patrick Kagumba Kyanda

    The word GAY is lost in transition.
    having or showing a merry, lively mood: gay spirits; gay music. Synonyms: cheerful, gleeful,
    happy, glad, cheery, lighthearted, joyous, joyful, jovial; sunny, lively, vivacious,
    sparkling; chipper, playful, jaunty, sprightly, blithe. Antonyms: serious, grave,
    solemn, joyless; staid, sedate; unhappy, morose, grim; sad, depressed, melancholy.

    bright or showy: gay colors; gay ornaments. Synonyms: colorful, brilliant, vivid, intense,
    lustrous; glittering, theatrical, flamboyant. Antonyms: dull, drab, somber, lackluster;
    conservative.

    Slang: Often Disparaging and Offensive. awkward, stupid, or bad; lame:
    This game is really gay

    • Friedrich Kruger

      yeah, the homosexuals are EVIL !!! They hi-jacked the word gay. Hehehehe, Now we can’t use the word anymore without casting suspicion on our personal “persuasions”. Hahahaha :)

  • 2patricius2

    April First – the name of this publication. April Fools’ Day.

  • Sherrod Brown

    a person who wishes to come out the closet? seems to always know the catch phrases to say dont thay? in order to remain in step. “I have known i was gay all my life” was a page RIGHT out of american agenda pages. did she “know all her life” BEFORE or AFTER internet access to american crap!?

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      I was born gay.

      • Sherrod Brown

        Answer the following..THE VERY FIRST HOMOSEXUAL ENCLUNTER YOU HAD..I dont care if it was Kissing…Who initiated? him or you? And was he older? How much? were you under11 yrs oldwhen your first homosexual act happened? I deem “an act of sexuality” any act that if a teacher did to a student? would get him arrested. Therefore we know we are talking on the same page.

        • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

          My first experience of a sexual nature was with another person the same age as me, and was not “initiated” by either. We discovered our mutual attraction together. It was ended abruptly by hardline parental intervention.

          Now YOU answer me: when was the first heterosexual encounter you had. Was she older? Were you under 11? Was she your teacher?

          • Sherrod Brown

            If once..a gay person wouldnt LIE….OLD AS YOU ARE…being GAY wasnt the big NEW THING, so ONE of you would have been the one unsure and the other making the move. But you clearly are LYING because you inow I spot on called you out..IT ABSOLUTELY was something while at some unusual age, and ABSOLUTELY was at the hands of someone older, I dont care if its 2 years…and ABSOLUTELY you were ready to LIE and say you WANTED IT…So Im telling you know…it was either a relative..or the friend of an older brother…Something like that. never fails. I did a paper in school on it, in which I pretended to be gay and interviewed 50 people from the Lesbian gay club in the school. EVERY SINGLE ONE of them, admitted to having a sexual encounter before 11. ALL of them were the passive. MANY of them said quickly after admitting that part…”BUT I WANTED IT TO HAPPEN!”

          • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

            You have FIFTY people openly gay at your high school? You “pretended to be gay”? How did you get away with that? So you lied, and you have the temerity to accuse me of lying when it is really you who are guilty of. For your ‘research’ to be taken seriously, whether it is to be believed or not, you will need to cite:
            The name of the school
            The name of its “lesbian and gay club”
            The dates of the “interviews”
            The questions you asked them and their responses.

            You can post as a pdf to a shared site and then we can take a look at your handiwork.

            You asked me questions, which I answered honestly. Gay people are born that way. There is abundant research into this, but most of all, we know ourselves whether we “decided to be gay”.

            I didn’t “choose” to be a homosexual. Who would choose to put up with all this nonsense? Your sexual orientation isn’t a ‘lifestyle’ you choose, like living near the beach or buying a fashionable new pair of shoes, it is the innate romantic attraction to another human being bestowed upon you by Nature at birth, and discovered by you at puberty, not chosen. The only choice Nature allows is in your partner, and the hope they want you with the same intensity you want them.

            Unless you are gay, you cannot know whether it’s a decision or not. You have no practical experience of being gay. Therefore, you must accept the testimony of those of us who are gay, and what we feel. I was attracted to males well before I knew what sex was and I have never had romantic notions for females.

            I would have more respect for you, if you simply admitted you don’t know what it’s like to be gay and cease judging us. Leave it to your God to fix me up if I need fixing. If you don’t think he’s up to the job, then you’re certainly not in charge of me. If there is a god, and that god is all powerful, knows everything and created everything, then he knew in advance he was going to create Gays. It is counter-intuitive to suppose he would make upwards of 350 million Gays (5% of 7 billion) alive in the world today, just so we could be converted into Straights. Therefore, God is OK with Gays.

            Who are you to “believe” anything about the reality of my life? It isn’t your place, and you’re out of line. The problem with you “christians” is you think your right to free speech and to evangelise your religion supersedes anyone else’s right to exist free from prejudice and discrimination. You don’t know when to step off. I didn’t “choose” to be a homosexual. This is how I am, and I can’t change it. Your opinion about it is irrelevant.

    • Kakmonstret

      Come on. There have always been gay people. It has nothing to do with internet.

    • Chilidawg

      And yet here you are, reading “American Crap” on the internet.

  • arcanacoelestia

    Ummm…. people, have you noticed that the title of this site is “Abril Uno”, which translates as “April First”? It’s a satirical article, by a publication that is obviously an Onion clone.

    • Mi01

      They still got a piece of our minds. African culture must prevail this utter nonsense of Homosexuality.

      • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

        You can’t “prevent homosexuality”. People are born that way. I know I was.

      • Chilidawg

        And yet, you are adopting a white, Anglo Saxton version of a Jewish cult to justify your defense of African Culture.

        How odd

        Those white missionaries really did a number on you, didn’t they?

    • Chilidawg

      Shhhhhhh.

  • Dutch

    Holland is famous for the exceptionally good bloodline of cows and bulls. When his semen was needed the laboratory found out that the bull – called Herman – only would perform on the skin of an artificial bull. Herman was not interested in cows. His semen was exceptionally good quality. This makes Bull Herman a gay bull. In nature you Will find many examples of homosexual behaviour.

  • kunstenaar

    it wasn’t Herman, but Sunny Boy

  • mongatane

    Smell the coffee Mr President. Now are you going to send your solders to arrest your daughter, jailed her and throw the key? I don’t think so. Or maybe arrange assassination of your daughter by the homophobic of Ughanda.

    This is a learning listen to everyone who abuses the power which is been given to by the people he serve.

  • Friedrich Kruger

    Strangely enough, on another post I had wondered what this president would do if a family member turned out to be homosexual. The question now is, is this story true? Surely the president would have know. His daughter is adult and her behaviour would surely have revealed long ago whether she is homosexual or not.
    It will be interesting to hear the follow up of the above report.

  • sue

    Do you think he knew she was gay and that’s why he signed and posted the anti gay law?

    • Chilidawg

      Oh definitely. ( eye roll)

      Oh look! Chemtrails!

  • Davis Weddi

    check this story very, very carefully, it may be a big, very big lie.

    • Chilidawg

      “Abril Uno” is what in English?

      Hmmmmm?

      A month early, but there it is.

  • Phoenix

    What unimaginable bravery…

    • Phoenix

      …if this is a parody site, this is really not funny at all. More like completely disgusting.

      • Chilidawg

        Why?

        The name if the site is “Abril Uno”

        “April One” in English.

        Just look at all the fools it snared.

        (Even I was taken in by it at first)

        Look at all the apoleptic Ugandans posting here all enraged.

        Enjoy.

  • Zobo

    Seems everyone in uganda is homophobic, been reading comments from Ugandans about anti gay bill, gosh, its harsh what people write!!

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  • gznyc

    – this is a HOAX… The page is SATIRE… Sure it can cause great conversation/debate, but the article is F A K E !!!

  • SaunaJaakko

    Diana Musevani. She gets all my respect.

    • Chilidawg

      Psssst. This is a parody site.

  • Babi Kimera

    Museveni’s daughter a gay??!!! This is absolutely being not serious, can you provide the recordings where she said she is a gay… or you are trying to mock our president… take it from me, we shall not allow SOCIAL OR CULTURAL IMPERIALISM to take place in Africa… We are humans who have a sense and we know what the whites are trying to aim at….that is to destroy the African culture.

    • Chilidawg

      The name of this site is A big clue.

      Or just scroll all the way down and read what is posted at the bottom of the page.

  • Ann Vella

    Abnormal world we live in….when being gay is considered normal and not being gay is abnormal……….

    • Chilidawg

      What nether orifice did you pull that conclusion out of?

  • Pastpat Bwayo

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    THIS DAY OF 2014 ONWARDS, GIVES US A NEW UNDERSTAND ING THAT ALL THOSE
    WHO READ AND INTERPRET THE OLD COVENANT BIBLE FROM GENESIS TO
    REVELATION ARE UNDER THE PRIESTHOOD OF MOSES, WHO IS THE OLD COVENANT
    BIBLE HIGH PRIEST TO THIS PRESENT DAY OF 2014. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN
    REVEALED CHRIST WHO IS ALSO READ AND INTERPRETED BY THE ENABLING OF THE
    KNOWLEDGE OF THE SPIRIT OF GOD. 2 Corinth 3: 13-15, Rom 2: 28-29. USE
    KJV Bible.
    THE INVISIBLE MOSES IS THE OLD COVENANT BIBLE WORD CALLED
    MOSES WHO IS SENT BY GOD TO DELIVER THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL (GOD) FROM
    THE LEADERSHIP CARNAL KNOWLEDGE BONDAGE THAT MINISTER THE OLD COVENANT
    BIBLE IN CARNAL KNOWLEDGE(S) IS IMPOSED ON CARNAL KNOWLEDGE SOULS ALL
    OVER THE WORLD AS A RESULT OF THE CHILDREN 0F A COVENANT CALLED AGAR
    WHICH TEACH THE OLD COVENANT BIBLE EARTHLY JERUSALEM VISIBLE THINGS
    WHICH IS SYMBOLICALLY THE EGYPT OF THE PRESENT DAY OF 2014. FOR IT IS
    WRITTEN IN THE BIBLE, AGAR, THE OLD COVENANT BIBLE, THE EGYPTIAN IS “THE
    PRESENT EARTHLY JERUSALEM CITY/KINGDOM AND HER CHILDREN IN BONDAGE. Gal
    4: 24-26, Gal 4: 21-28. USE KJV Bible.

    THE HISTORICAL JEWISH
    VISIBLE THINGS RECORDED IN THE OLD COVENANT BIBLE HANDWRITTEN IN LETTER
    FROM GENESIS TO REVELATION ARE MERE COPIES (IDOLS) AND SHADOWS (MASKS)
    THAT PREVENT A CARNAL KNOWLEDGE PERSON TO KNOW BY REVELATION KNOWLEDGE
    OF GOD THE HEAVENLY JERUSALEM INVISIBLE THINGS TO THIS DAY OF 2014. THE
    ENSLAVING CARNAL KNOWLEDGE DOCTRINES AND LAWS AS A RESULT OF TEACHING
    THE OLD COVENANT BIBLE IN TWISTED CARNAL KNOWLEDGE INTERPRETATIONS THAT
    PREVENT ENSLAVED CARNAL KNOWLEDGE FOLLOWERS OF THE OLD COVENANT WORD BE
    REVEALED THE HEAVENLY JERUSALEM INVISIBLE THINGS IN PATTERN OF THE
    EARTHLY JERUSALEM INVISIBLE THINGS THAT SETS THEM FREE FROM EARTHLY
    JERUSALEM HISTORICAL VISIBLE THINGS RECORDED IN THE OLD COVENANT BIBLE
    ORDINANCES OF DARKNESS. Gal 4: 21-28, Col 2: 10-23, Col 3: 1-12… 1 John
    5: 7-8…12, 1 John 2: 7-8, John 1: 17-18. Use KJV BIBLE.

    THEN
    AGAIN FROM GLORY TO GLORY THE INVISIBLE MOSES WHO IS THE OLD COVENANT
    BIBLE PRIESTHOOD WORD IS READ AND INTERPRETED EVEN INTO THIS DAY OF 2014
    ONWARDS BY CARNAL KNOWLEDGE TEACHERS THAT KILL SOULS, IS SUBSTITUTED
    WITH THE INVISIBLE READABLE CHRIST DIFFERENT FROM THE VISIBLE JESUS WHO
    DIED PHYSICALLY ON THE CROSS IN THE MIDDLE EAST, WHO IS MISTAKEN TO BE
    CHRIST WHO GIVES ETERNAL LIFE. THE VISIBLE JESUS IN HUMAN BODY OF THE
    MIDDLE EAST IS A COPY AND A SHADOW OF THE INVISIBLE READABLE JESUS AND
    CHRIST, WHO IS THE NEW COVENANT BIBLE PRIESTHOOD FROM GENESIS TO
    REVELATION. THE READABLE CHRIST IS INTERPRETED BY ONLY THE HOLY SPIRIT
    OF GOD THAT IS BY THE KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM OF GOD FOR THE CHOSEN
    GENERATION. THE INVISIBLE MOSES OF THE HEAVENLY JERUSALEM CITY/KINGDOM,
    WHO IS READ EVEN UP TO THIS DAY IS THE OLD COVENANT BIBLE THAT IS READ
    AND INTERPRETED IN CARNAL HUMAN CARNAL KNOWLEDGE (S) WHO IS SENT INTO
    THE WHOLE WORLD TO DELIVER THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL (ALL NATIONS IN THE
    WORLD) FROM SERVING AND WORSHIPING EARTHLY JERUSALEM CITY/ KINGDOM
    VISIBLE PRINCIPALITIES, RULERS, DOMINIONS, WHICH ARE COPIES (IDOLS)
    AND SHADOWS OF THE HEAVENLY JERUSALEM INVISIBLE KINGDOM/ CITY THINGS.
    Col 2: 10-23, 1 John 2: 7-8, Isaiah 45: 7-8, 1 John 5: 7-8. Use KJV
    Bible.

    THE CARNAL KNOWLEDGE FOLLOWERS THE OLD COVENANT BIBLE
    BELIEVE IN EARTHLY JERUSALEM VISIBLE THINGS WHICH ARE COPIES AND SHADOWS
    OF HEAVENLY JERUSALEM INVISIBLE THINGS.THE INVISIBLE MOSES. WHO IS THE
    OLD COVENANT BIBLE PRIESTHOOD THAT IS READ AND INTERPRETED IN CARNAL
    HUMAN KNOWLEDGE(S), IN HIS STAMMERING PRESENTATION USES THE BLINDFOLDING
    EARTHLY JERUSALEM HISTORICAL VISIBLE THINGS WHICH ARE COPIES AND
    SHADOWS OF THE HEAVENLY INVISIBLE THINGS TO SPEAK TO THE PRESENT DAY
    READERS OF THE OLD COVENANT BIBLE CALLED ISRAEL UP TO THIS DAY OF 2014
    ONWARDS.

    THE EARTHLY JERUSALEM VISIBLE THINGS ARE RECORDED AND
    PRESENTED BY THE HANDWRITTEN OLD COVENANT BIBLE HANDWRITTEN IN LETTER
    FROM GENESIS TO REVELATION. THE HISTORICAL EARTHLY JERUSALEM VISIBLE
    THINGS OF THE JEWISH TRADITION RECORDED IN THE OLD COVENANT BIBLE, ARE
    MERE COPIES OF THE REAL INVISIBLE THINGS OF HEAVENLY JERUSALEM KINGDOM/
    CITY REVEALED THE PROMISED NEW COVENANT BIBLE IN PATTERN FROM GENESIS TO
    REVELATION. TO REMOVE OR ABOLISH THE EARTHLY JERUSALEM VISIBLE IN
    INDIVIDUAL SOULS < GOD WRITES A NEW COVENANT BIBLE WITHIN THE SAME
    BIBLE THAT SUBSTITUTES THE EARTHLY JERUSALEM VISIBLE THINGS WITH THE
    HEAVENLY JERUSALEM INVISIBLE THINGS. BY DOING SO GOD MAKES AN OPEN SHOW
    OR DISPLAY OF THE EARTHLY JERUSALEM VISIBLE THINGS THAT BLINDFOLDS
    CARNAL SOULS FROM UNDERSTANDING THE HEAVENLY JERUSALEM INVISIBLE THINGS.
    There is therefore no other god in heaven or the world which can be
    compared to the invisible God of heavenly Jerusalem. 1 JOHN 2: 7-8, Col
    2: 10-23, Rev 5, Isaiah 45: 7-8, Isaiah 29: 11-23. Read Isaiah Chapters
    42, 44, 45, 46, 47, and 48, John 1: 17-18, 1 John 5: 7-8…12, 2 Corinth
    4: 1-7…18, 2 Corinth 5: 16-17. John 16. USE KJV Bible.

    LIKE
    WISE THE NEW COVENANT BIBLE PRIESTHOOD OF CHRIST GRAFTED IN THE OLD
    COVENANT BIBLE IS ALSO READ AND IS INTERPRETED LIKE MOSES BUT IN THE
    KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM OF GOD BY THE ENABLING OF GOD. THE NEW COVENANT
    BIBLE IS THE VERY OLD COVENANT BIBLE READ AND INTERPRETED IN A NEW WAY
    BY THE ENABLING OF THE HOLY SPIRIT FROM GENESIS TO REVELATION BUT ONLY
    READ AND INTERPRETED FOR CHOSEN AND WORTHY SOULS BY GOD. 2 Corinth 3:
    5-6….12, 2 Corinth 3: 13-15. USE KJV Bible.

    NOTE: THE OLD
    COVENANT BIBLE READABLE PRIESTHOOD OF MOSES THAT BLINDFOLDS CARNAL
    KNOWLEDGE READERS AND INTERPRETERS OF THE OLD COVENANT BIBLE USES
    EARTHLY JERUSALEM COPIES AND SHADOWS TO KEEP ALL CARNAL KNOWLEDGE
    SEEKERS OF THE INVISIBLE GOD FROM UNDERSTANDING THE HEAVENLY JERUSALEM
    INVISIBLE THINGS INCLUDING THE INVISIBLE GOD BY TEACHING EARTHLY
    JERUSALEM COPIES AND VEILS. THE EARTHLY JERUSALEM VISIBLE THINGS CAN
    ONLY BE ABOLISHED IN ONLY THOSE WHO ARE REVEALED THE NEW COVENANT BIBLE
    READABLE CHRIST.
    THE READABLE CHRIST REVEALS THE HEAVENLY JERUSALEM
    INVISIBLE THINGS WHICH SUBSTITUTE THE EARTHLY JERUSALEM JEWISH
    HISTORICAL VISIBLE THINGS OF THE MIDDLE EAST IN PATTERN BECAUSE THE
    EARTHLY JERUSALEM VISIBLE THINGS ARE MERE COPIES AND SHADOWS OF THE
    HEAVENLY INVISIBLE THINGS. IN WHOEVER THE EARTHLY JERUSALEM VISIBLE
    THINGS ARE SUBSTITUTED WITH THE REAL HEAVENLY INVISIBLE THINGS IN ONE
    AND THE SAME BIBLE, God transforms the very Old Covenant Bible into the
    New Covenant Bible in that person. DETAILS OF SUBSTITUTION ARE IN OUR
    NEXT BOOK, “THE SUBSTITUTION OF EARTHLY JERUSALEM THINGS WITH HEAVENLY
    INVISIBLE THINGS,” The knowledge and wisdom of God that transforms the
    old Covenant Bible into the New Covenant Bible OPENS THE HEAVENLY
    JERUSALEM INVISIBLE DOOR NOT TO THE HUMAN PHYSICAL EYE BUT TO THE
    VISIBLE TO EYES OF UNDERSTANDING THAT CLEARLY TRANSFORMS CHOSEN SOULS
    INTO THE KINGDOM OF GOD. EXAMPLES OF THE SUBSTITUTIONS ARE GIVEN IN THAT
    BOOK.

    Please Read 2 CORINTH 3: 13-15. USE KJV BIBLE.
    And
    not as Moses (THE OLD COVENANT BIBLE PRIESTHOOD, THE LAW WHO IS READ UP
    TO THIS DAY OF 2014 ONWARDS) which put a VEIL over his face that the
    children of Israel (the present day people of 2014 ONWARDS) could (can)
    not steadfastly look to the end of that which is abolished. (THAT IS THE
    ABOLISHING OF OLD COVENANT BIBLE PRIESTHOOD, MOSES THAT IS READ IN
    HUMAN CARNAL KNOWLEDGE(S) from GENESIS TO REVELATION, SO THAT THE NEW
    COVENANT BIBLE PRIESTHOOD OF THE READABLE CHRIST CAN BE ESTABLISHED IN
    THE HEARTS OF THE BELOVED AND LUCKY CHOSEN MEN THAT ARE ENABLED TO READ
    CHRIST IN THE KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM OF GOD ON ONE BY ONE INTERACTION AND
    TRANSFORMATION OF SOULS BY GOD INTO THE HEAVENLY JERUSALEM KINGDOM/
    CITY FROM THE EARTHLY JERUSALEM KINGDOM BY GOD) 2 Corinth 3: 13-15, Rom
    2: 28-29, Gal 4: 21-28. Use KJV Bible.

    Verse 13: And not as
    Moses (MOSES is the OLD COVENANT Bible Word WHICH is handwritten in
    LETTER, given by God to carnal knowledge man to be explained in human
    carnal knowledge using earthly Jerusalem visible things of the Middle
    East which are copies of heavenly Jerusalem invisible things. The
    Earthly Jerusalem kingdom/ city visible things which copies and veils of
    the heavenly invisible things that hide away the heavenly invisible
    things from any one that reads the Bible in human carnal knowledge.
    Moses therefore is the entire handwritten Bible Word from the Book of
    Genesis to the end of Book of Revelation that is given to the carnal
    knowledge man) which put a VEIL (EARTHLY JERUSALEM CITY VEIL) over his
    face, (using shadows, figures, examples and copies of heavenly things,
    illustrations, analogies, parables TO EXPLAIN HEAVENLY INVISIBLE THINGS
    etc….Heb 10:1-9.) that the children of Israel (ISRAEL ARE REVEALED IN
    THIS VERSE TO BE THE PRESENT DAY CARNAL KNOWLEDGE PEOPLE WHO READ THE
    BIBLE IN HUMAN CARNAL KNOWLEDGE UP TO THIS DAY IN 2014 ONWARDS that read
    the Old Covenant bible to this day of 2014 onwards) could (can) not
    steadfastly look to the end of that which is abolished.

    How is
    Moses the old handwritten Bible PRIESTHOOD abolished and be replaced by
    CHRIST the NEW COVENANT Bible PRIESTHOOD taught by the Holy Spirit? This
    is done by only God who indwells worthy souls and enables them to
    discern the Earthly Jerusalem visible things of darkness from the
    heavenly Jerusalem invisible things of ordinances of light of the New
    Covenant Bible. By so doing they are enable to drop worshiping and
    serving earthly Jerusalem visible rulers, principalities, dominions
    presented by the old Covenant Bible ordinances of darkness to this day
    of 2014, which are mere copies of heavenly Jerusalem invisible things
    to serve the REAL heavenly Jerusalem invisible things. Col 2: 10-23, 2
    Corinth 3: 5-6, Heb 6: 1-7, Heb 6, Heb 9: 18-23, Heb t: 12-23. John 1:
    17-18, 1 John 5: 7-8, 1 John 2: 7-8. USE KJV Bible.

    Whosoever
    receives the entire very handwritten Bible in a new explanation and
    interpretation in the knowledge and wisdom of God by the enabling of the
    Holy Spirit, in him the entire the Old handwritten Bible Word that
    presents earthly Jerusalem visible things is abolished. He receives the
    New Covenant Bible explained and interpreted by the Holy Spirit of God
    from the Book of Genesis to the Book of Revelation that presents the
    heavenly Jerusalem invisible things that substitutes earthly Jerusalem
    invisible things in pattern. His soul is created by the Spirit of God in
    a new way and receives eternal life that very moment. But the
    handwritten Old Covenant Bible will never be erased from the Bible for
    ever and ever. But those who have not received the Holy Spirit in their
    souls to ENABLE them read the Bible in the knowledge and wisdom of God
    continue reading the Bible handwritten in letter in carnal wisdom and
    knowledge and they do not receive eternal life. They remain dead souls
    because they do not have the Spirit of God in them! They need the
    resurrection power of God (KNOWLEDGE AND WISDOM OF GOD) to resurrect
    from the handwritten Old Covenant Bible that kills souls whenever is
    explained in carnal human knowledge(s) of flesh. They cannot receive the
    eternal life through the New Covenant Bible word that is only explained
    and interpreted in the knowledge of God. No one, no religion or other
    spirits can do this for any soul but only God.

    VERSE 14: But
    their minds were/are blinded, for until this day (of 2014) remainth the
    same veil untaken away in the reading of the Old Testament which veil is
    done away in Christ.

    Verse 14: But their minds (not eyes)
    were/are blinded, for until this day (of 2007 onwards) remainth the same
    veil untaken away in the reading of (Moses),the old testament (or
    covenant or old word or old commandment. 1 John 2:7-8; Isaiah 29{ 11=24)
    which veil is done away in Christ/Joshua (who is come in a volume of a
    BOOK as the new whole Bible Word from the Book of Genesis to the end of
    the Book of Revelation, not as the old Bible word handwritten in the
    LETTER (MOSES who displays earthly Jerusalem city earthly Jerusalem
    visible things) but the Holy Spirit explained and interpreted New
    Covenant Bible Word that reveals the heavenly Jerusalem invisible
    things. Rev 21: 1-8, Rev 5, 2 Corinth. 4:1-18, Heb Ch. 3 & 4. USE
    KJV Bible.

    Verse 15: But even unto this day when Moses is READ the VEIL is upon their hearts.

    Verse 15: But even unto this day (2014 onwards) when Moses (handwritten
    Bible word that displays earthly Jerusalem visible things) is READ the
    VEIL is upon their hearts. (in their understanding/ minds but not eyes),
    they can not READ Christ who is Joshua, the New Covenant Bible Word
    explained and interpreted by the Holy Ghost in God’s wisdom and
    knowledge. 1 Corinth, 1:18-31, 1 Corinth 2, 2 Corith.3:5-6. USE KJV
    BIBLE.

    Verse 16: Nevertheless when it shall turn to the Lord, the veil shall be taken away.

    Verse 16: Nevertheless when it shall turn to the Lord, (from the
    original old handwritten Bible explained and interpreted in carnal
    knowledge and wisdom to New Covenant Bible Word explained and
    interpreted in the wisdom and knowledge of God by the Holy Spirit who is
    Christ), the veil (the handwritten Bible written in the letter &
    her vessels of service) shall be taken away. (BUT ONLY IN THOSE WHO HAVE
    RECEIVED OR WHO READ THE OLD HANDWRITTEN BIBLE IN THE NEW WAY EXPLAINED
    AND INTERPRETED IN WISDOM AND KNOWLEDGE OF GOD BY THE HOLY SPIRIT IN
    THEM AND IN THE BIBLE. The New Covenant Bible priesthood is CHRIST
    REVEALED IN YOU! THIS NEW ENGRAFTED NEW COVENANT BIBLE WORD/ CHRIST
    GRAFTED IN THE OLD COVENANT BIBLE PRIESTHOOD OF MOSES. CHRIST, THE NEW
    COVENANT BIBLE PRIESTHOOD, WHO IS REVEALED IN THE LAST DAYS IN THE BIBLE
    IS THE WORD OF GOD IN THE BIBLE THAT IS INTERPRETED BY THE HOLY SPIRIT
    THAT SAVES DEAD SOULS). James 1:18-21, REV. 5, HEB 1:1-2, 2 Corinth
    3:5-6. USE KJV Bible.

    Verse 17: Now the Lord (GOD) is that Spirit: and where the Spirit of the Lord is there is liberty.

    Verse 17: Now the Lord (GOD) is that Spirit: (THE ENTIRE handwritten
    Bible Word previously explained in human wisdom and knowledge but now
    transfigured by the new explanation and interpretation in the knowledge
    and wisdom of God by the HOLY SPIRIT that enables the recipient souls to
    understand who is CHRIST who is JOSHUA) and where the Spirit of the
    Lord is (IN CHOSEN SOULS), there is liberty. (SOULS are transformed from
    the carnal knowledge explained handwritten Bible ordinances of darkness
    which enslaves and kills souls to the Holy Spirit NEW COVENANT BIBLE
    explained/interpreted in a new way in the knowledge and wisdom of God
    that gives ETERNAL LIFE. 2 Corinth. 3: 5-6, Gal. 4: 28-31, Isaiah 54.
    USE KJV Bible.

    Thank you Father, there is now no condemnation
    to those who walk according to the leading of the Holy Spirit in the
    knowledge God given through the New Covenant Bible Word), because
    through Christ Jesus, the New Covenant Bible Priesthood gives eternal
    life. The New Covenant Bible priesthood of Christ sets souls free from
    the carnal Law of men of Moses which explain the Old Covenant Bible in
    human wisdom and knowledge of sin and death. Rom. Chapters 7 & 8.
    USE KJV Bible.

    Verse 18: But we all, with open face beholding
    as in a glass the glory of the Lord are changed into the same image from
    glory to glory, even as by the Spirit of the Lord.

    Verse 18:
    But we all, with open ( unveiled ) face beholding as in a glass
    (clearly) the glory of the Lord (OF THE ENTIRE HOLY GHOST BIBLE WORD
    from Genesis to the Book of Revelation), are changed into the same image
    (OF THE WORD) from glory to glory, even as by the Spirit of the Lord.

    Revelation Highlights of 2 Corinth 3: 13-15. Use KJV Bible.

    (a) The Old Covenant Bible Word handwritten in the LETTER from Genesis
    to Revelation is given to man to be explained and interpreted in human
    carnal knowledge(s) in various ways using earthly Jerusalem visible
    things that are copies and shadows of the heavenly Jerusalem invisible
    things. The Old Covenant Bible Word as the High Priest is revealed to be
    MOSES that is read to this day of 2014 onwards but as a Covenant that
    gives birth to children who understand the Bible in human carnal
    knowledge(s), she is an old covenant Bible mother called AGAR. Agar is
    the Old Covenant Bible that gives birth to carnal children (Children of
    flesh) to this day of 2014 onwards and for ever and ever. The
    handwritten Bible ordinances of darkness, which in time past are/ were
    AGAINST US…during the time when we are/were yet lead and managed by the
    Old Covenant Bible teachers that interpret the Bible in carnal
    knowledge are still contrary to us if Christ is not manifested in our
    understanding to reveal the truth. Col. 2. Only those who are now taught
    by the Holy Spirit have escaped the letter law of bondage and death
    read and explained in human carnal knowledge(s). The Law of bondage and
    death is explained and interpreted by the carnal ministers all over the
    world. Otherwise the whole church still reading the Letter Law of
    darkness are in bondage and their souls are dead up to this day of 2014
    onwards! Isaiah 43:7-28, Isaiah 45: 7-8, Gal 4: 21-28. USE KJV Bible.

    (b) The revelation of entire grafted Holy Spirit interpreted Bible
    word, from Genesis to Revelation is the perfect Law of liberty from idol
    gods that are explained to masses by carnal knowledge people to worship
    and serve. The Holy Spirit explained/interpreted Bible in the knowledge
    of God is the Christ who is Joshua the high priest who presents the New
    Covenant Bible that reveals heavenly Jerusalem Invisible things even
    the invisible God. But the very Holy Spirit interpreted Bible Word as
    MOTHER that brings forth the Children born of the Holy Spirit knowledge!
    The New Covenant Bible as a MOTHER, she is a Covenant called Sarah that
    gives birth to the New Covenant Children, the children of liberty that
    understand the Bible in the knowledge of God. They are children born of
    knowledge of God which knowledge and wisdom sets them free from the
    carnal knowledge children of Agar that explain / interpret the entire
    handwritten Bible Word in carnal knowledge using earthly Jerusalem
    visible things of the old Covenant Bible to this day of 2014. The
    Children born of Sarah, who is the New Covenant Bible in the present
    time, are the first fruits of the creation of God whose souls have been
    created by the engrafted Word that is read and interpreted in the
    knowledge and wisdom of God of the Holy Spirit. 2 Corinth 3: 5-6, James
    1: 18 – 25, Gal 4: 21 – 31. Use KJV Bible.

    (c) The handwritten
    Bible Word handwritten in The LETTER when is interpreted in human carnal
    knowledge from the book of Genesis to the last verse of the book of
    Revelation is what is called an old covenant Bible handwritten in letter
    or in black and white; READ up to this day of 2014 onwards that kills
    souls and not human physical bodies whenever the Bible is interpreted
    and taught in human carnal knowledge everywhere in the whole world. 2
    Corinth 3: 5-12. Use KJV Bible

    (d) When the very Old Covenant
    Bible Word handwritten in letter from Genesis to Revelation that is
    given by God to be read and interpreted in human carnal knowledge is
    read and interpreted in a new way for chosen souls by God Himself in His
    own knowledge and wisdom transforms the Old Covenant Bible into a New
    Covenant Bible. This is done in the appointed time by God,( 2 Corinth 6)
    in the last days is to fulfill His promise to return and give to
    HUMANITY the PROMISED NEW COVENANT BIBLE of the Holy Spirit that is read
    and interpreted for us in His knowledge and wisdom from the book of
    Genesis to the last verse of the book of Revelation. The New Covenant
    Bible PRIESTHOOD is the LAMB OF GOD, THE SON OF GOD; that was ordained
    at the same time in the beginning when the Old Covenant Bible was
    ordained. This is the New Covenant Bible that was SEALED by the Old
    Covenant Jerusalem visible things from beginning. The New Covenant Bible
    priesthood (lamb) was slain from the beginning but is resurrected in
    the last days. Heb 1:1-2, 1 Peter 1: 14-25. USE KJV Bible.

    The
    greatest sign of the last days is the revelation of Christ, the son of
    God, the New Covenant Bible Priesthood of the Holy Spirit interpreting
    the entire Bible in God’s Holy knowledge! Why is the son revealed /
    manifested in the last days? It is because God promised the new Covenant
    Bible priesthood of Christ that reveals heavenly invisible things which
    marks the end of the Old Covenant Bible priesthood of Moses that seals
    or hides away the heavenly Jerusalem invisible things by presenting the
    blindfolding earthly Jerusalem copies and shadows that veil the heavenly
    Jerusalem invisible things in pattern forever and ever from carnal
    knowledge followers of the Bible. The Old handwritten Covenant earthly
    JERUSALEM CITY VISIBLE things are abolished from individual souls each
    one at his own time appointed by God when God opens the inner eyes of
    understanding of those souls indwelt by Him. The liberated souls from
    slavery of serving and worshiping earthly Jerusalem visible things are
    revealed heavenly Jerusalem invisible things that substitute the earthly
    Jerusalem visible things of the Middle East in pattern.

    By Pastor Patrick Bwayo. Box 1255 Mbale, Uganda.

    • Chilidawg

      tl:dr

    • margrant

      could you explain better please? thanks

      • Chilidawg

        Short version: “Read a particular version of the bible, not another version, because this version is the true word of god, while that version is by the devil.”

  • Antony Walyaula Wanyonyi

    It Just Part Of Moral Decay and president’s daughter is not an exception to this degeneration fuelled by whites!

    • Chilidawg

      There is no fool like an April fool, and a racist idiot as well.

      Good show.

  • RICARDO

    where it hurts the MOST KARMA!

    • Chilidawg

      It’s a month early, but. April fool!

  • Chilidawg

    Breaking news! Museveni admits “I like a little bj now and then.”

  • Esperanza

    LOL! Really tichaona? “The white Man’s genes are weak” !? ” black are superior?! Sorry but being anti-white is JUST as bad as being anti-black! You are just as bad as the people that abused ur past generations. The world will not get better unless we decide to be TOLERANT and ACCEPTING. GOD regards humily very highly. There is no humillity in proclaiming to posses the only real truth!
    The over population of our planet earth is increasing, if something, gays help control the population, not stunt growth.
    I will give you that Im also not sure if ur born with your sexual preference or if its determined by your experiences while your very very young, but in either case, it is not the gay person’s fault And they CANNOT change.
    There will never exist a world without gays and without whites and asians and latinos. So either develop tolerance or live in hate all your life.

  • margrant

    and now? will she go to jail? ahahahahahah

    • Chilidawg

      Read the name of this site again.

  • Charles Augustus Brennan

    She ‘came out’ as gay. Isn’t that the accepted phrase?

    • Chilidawg

      I believe the correct phrase is “April Fool!”

  • Kibmiria

    The majority of Ugandans are saying no to homosexuality why not respect their decision for the sake . its simple the gays should leave go to where they are accepted , even if the government changes and allow homosexuals but the Ugandans people will never accept them they will go for mob-justice and the government will do nothing about it… sorry for guys and gays we are not allowing it in our society …..

    • Charles Augustus Brennan

      Uh, because they are killing innocent people and torturing them? are you actually defending mob justice?

      So your rationale is ‘you can’t make us accept gays and you should respect us because Ugandans are basically violent criminal savages’

    • Chilidawg

      Your society is sick.

    • Chilidawg

      Sexual orientation is not a choice. It is something a person is born with.

  • Charles Augustus Brennan

    This isn’t satire, this is just misleading non-news that is posted to scrounge for hits. This is entirely plausible but not true: that’s not satire: that just lying.

    • Jay

      Yes, This is Satire. Scroll all the way down and read the disclaimer ..here I will cut and paste it for you: © Copyright 2014, Abril Uno. All rights reserved. Abril Uno is a satire, parody and spoof web publication. Abril Uno uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases where public figures or companies are being satirized, parodied or spoofed. Any resemblance to the truth, actual events, actual persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental and is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof. All articles contained herein are fiction (“fake”), untrue, for entertainment only, and of no news value whatsoever.
      Plus the name of the paper is Abril Uno (which is Spanish for April One or April Fools Day)
      They Didn’t lie. All the information that this is a satirical site was given to you and everyone else. And it was rather obvious.
      Perhaps you are just mad that you didn’t get the joke right away, but that is ok 99% of the commenters here never got that this is satire either.
      Maybe in the future you and everyone else who believes everything they read on the internet, will just stop for a second, do a little research, realize what is satire and what is actual news, then have something intelligent to say when you want to comment on something.
      The power of knowledge is a wonderful thing….so get some.

      • Charles Augustus Brennan

        Satire is an exaggeration of the truth designed to ridicule reality: this as much satire as reporting that Philip Seymour Hoffman is still alive, or that some kid is missing who doesn’t exist.

        You can call it what you like: it’s cynical click-bait and it’s not REMOTELY funny to make jokes about anti-gay persecution in Uganda: the President’s daughter could VERY WELL be gay: it is an entirely plausible story.

        This is NOT the Onion.

        • Jay

          You have just proved my point….Ill explain.

          First a question: So to you if it’s not The Onion then it must be a valid story? That is what you are making it sound like. Like The Onion has the only jurisdiction on satire/fake news. That is nonsense. There can be more then one Parody/Satire site, The Onion does not own the rights to Parody/Satire.

          You are taking this a bit to literally. You are getting mad over something that isn’t true. This is a stupid story that screams fake. And yes what is happening in Uganda is disgusting, vile, and a huge blow to human rights…however that discussion/debate does not belong on a parody/satire site. However who am I to stop people from doing nonsensical things. So by all means give your opinion.

          Last bit: you said that this is “it’s cynical click-bait” ….Well you clicked on it …..Just saying.

          • F**k you Kitty

            If Museveni has a daughter, she is in physical danger now because of this story.

            There are clearly at least twenty Ugandan commentators on this board who came here believing that this is true and still think so.

            This is satire like The National Enquirer is satire: stupid people believe it.

  • Charles Augustus Brennan

    Let;s get a few things straight:

    Democracy is NOT the rule of the majority or the mob.
    You don’t respect mobs who murder and abuse other people.
    Homosexuality is not a crime, a choice or a sin.
    Christian sexual morality is DEFINITELY an imperialist Western import.
    Gays have rights under the UDHM just like everybody else.
    Uganda has signed numerous treaty on human rights.
    This law breaks all of them.
    It is therefore ILLEGAL under International Law and Ugandan leaders can be prosecuted in the future at the ICC.
    if you have to enforce sexual virtue with violence, then it is not virtue.
    killing and injuring people is far worse than ANY form of consensual sex.
    No country has a sovereign right to genocide, persecution, murder, torture or forced displacement.

    • Chilidawg

      but that doesn’t mean that this story isn’t funny. especially the way the rubes keep biting on it.

  • Charles Augustus Brennan

    Today on Abril Uno: historians have proved that the Armenian genocide never happened!

    Ha ha IT’S SATIRE guys, it’s meant to be FUNNY.

    Read the small print.

  • Charles Augustus Brennan

    You see how everyone posting on this board is passionate about gay rights in Uganda?

    They all came here on the pretext that this was a true story.

    Time-wasting unfunny rubbish.

    • Chilidawg

      So? I like poking fun at idiots.

  • Charles Augustus Brennan

    SATIRE: the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues.

    What is humorous, ironic or ridiculous about reporting that Museveni’s daughter came out on the radio?

    Arseholes.

    • Chilidawg

      It’s funny because people like yourselves, and the Ugandan haters fall for it and get all worked up about it.

  • Commonsenseisnotcommon

    I honestly don’t get what people’s problem with this law is. You all know so much about so many laws but cant get a few minutes to get what this law is about. According to what I read one is only considered a victim if he or she has committed the act unwillingly. All I see the law doing is standing up for the children that have been sodomized and taught to be gay.
    You who is against the law; how dare you stand up for those that treat others unfairly. When news about these children being victimized was spreading you did not pull-up all this talk, you all were silent and now you that these bastards are prone to be punished you think that its not fair. How dare you!!!! WHO IS THE HYPOCRITE HERE????!!!! what kind of human being would support rape, defilement, and sodomizing????
    You want to be gay, go ahead and be one no-one is going to stop but don’t victimized all those that are not.
    And all those that keep saying b the time he was 3 years old he knew he liked boys, please explain to me how a 3 year old who doesn’t even what food he is eating is, or how his penis works or why his mom doesn’t have one, or that he doesn’t have to sit on the toilet to urinate gets to know he is gay or know his sexuality.

    • Charles Augustus Brennan

      Don’t you follow me, you homophobic stalking b**ch.

      • Commonsenseisnotcommon

        dont you follow me either u psycho disgusting imbecile that has been sexually starved and now is preying on the innocent mschwwww

        • F**k you Kitty

          I DIDN’T. I have just been notified that you have followed me, so unfollow me, you weird creepy c**t.

    • Chilidawg

      Sexual orientation is not a choice.

      Being an idiot, however, is.

    • Natha

      I admit that I’m not that informed about this topic (laws in Uganda), but you seem to be, so could you help me to understand this? What are these laws saying? They are called anti-gay laws, do you disagree with that label? Judging by your comment, you seem to argue that the laws simply are against raping children. Also, are you from Uganda?

      I also want to add that humans have many innate behaviours/traits/drives and sexual orientation is one of them. I can provide sources if you ask for it.

      (It’s fine if someone else with the same opinion want to answer.)

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      LGBTdon’t all rape and sodomise people. This law makes consenting same sex relationships between consenting homosexual adults a crime that puts me in prison for the rest of my life.

      In the West, laws protect children from pedophilia, and they protect gays from nonsense like this, There is no more connection between gays rape than there is between heterosexuals and rape. Same goes for child sexual assault. MOST pedophiles identify as heterosexuals.

  • Ali Twaha

    I kno it aint true? but if it turns true, which ain’t gonna happen lol We have the law now….

    • F**k you Kitty

      Hitler had the law and look what happened to him.

      • Ali Twaha

        The decision by President Museveni to sign the Anti-Homosexuality Bill into law proved that he was ready to fend-off foreign influence.
        As Ugandans, we are blessed with the value of culture. The West should be taught to respect our cultural and religious beliefs before luring us into contrary behaviours.
        They have used human rights as a mask to whatever evil they want to push through. We may need foreign aid, but I pray that our self-esteem continues to take precedence.
        Irrespective of our religious affiliations,we are united and fight-off this satanic act.

        • F**k you Kitty

          Evangelical Christianity is a foreign influence. And this anti-gay feeling comes straight from the USA. No question about it.

          • Ali Twaha

            One thing i am quite sure of is, no person is born a homosexual… Homosexuality is a social behaviour, people choose to be homosexuals..!I know, the law is going to be redundant simply because, those practicing the act (sodomy) do not do it in the streets, they will keep doing where ever they do! though it will be illegal: The recently signed law will only stop them from going public and promoting the vice to other innocent minds. In those pro-homosexual countries, they get on TV and acknowledge their being “Gays” not caring about the impact of their statements on others. Yes, everyone has the right to freedom of expression..but in this case, they must not go public.

          • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

            You’re dead wrong. I was born gay, and no-one told me to be.

        • Steve Cheney

          “The decision by President Museveni to sign the Anti-Homosexuality Bill into law proved that he was ready to fend-off foreign influence.”

          So the fact that the bill was lobbied for by US evangelicals, and the fact that it will only hurt Ugandans, not Americans, doesn’t bother you?

        • baruchzed

          The west should respect your culture, but becoming increasingly murderous is no way to get respect, just the opposite in fact.

    • Chilidawg

      the law won’t stop gay people from being born.

      • Ali Twaha

        No one is born gay!!!

        • baruchzed

          Ali, you are wrong. Ignorance is dangerous, as we are seeing.

        • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

          You’re dead wrong. I was born gay, and no-one told me to be. I knew I was romantically attracted solely to males even before I knew what sex was. Unless you’re gay yourself, you can’t know whether it is a decision or not.

        • Chilidawg

          Ali Twaha wrote:

          “No one is born gay!!!

          and this statement is based on what? Your particular ideas?

          Are people born right handed or left handed? What determines that?

          • Ali Twaha

            Its based on the fact that; God created man and woman for a reason. Unless your atheist,u shldn’t believe me!! In addition to that: when a baby is born it knows nothing at all…it is taught how to eat, walk, write talk you name it….Its the obligation of the parents to bring up morally upright people. The belief that Gayism is natural by genetic is one big lie.

          • Chilidawg

            God created homosexuals as well. Why?

          • Ali Twaha

            Let me rephrase what your trying to say…Uhm In this world there is “Sin” and the doing of good. God created Hell fire and Paradise. At list all religions believe in hell n paradise right….? Its upon man to choose the path he/she feels right…and whatever you do, your rewards awaits you, be it hell or paradise….So Homosexuality is just one of the big evils that we should avoid. People die and newly borns flock in everyday, According to you, is there any chance of population growth if men started loving men and vice visa????????

          • Chilidawg

            Does a baby know if it is right handed or left handed?

          • http://alitwaha.blogspot.com/ Ali Twaha

            The baby wont know a thing, it will be taught to use either the right hand or the left hand or both.

          • Chilidawg

            Wrong. Handedness is a genetic trait.

            If you understood basic biology, you would know this.

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      That’s a major problem with this law. If you don’t like someone, just
      accuse them of being gay and call the police, or the local gangs that
      kill gays and watch the action.

  • F**k you Kitty

    Satire: ‘Obama Throws Small Business Owner Into Seat, Tells Him To ‘Just Smile And Keep His F**king Mouth Shut’. (The Onion)

    This is NOT satire. This could easily be mistaken for the truth and cause serious problems.

    • Chilidawg

      Were you born without a sense of humor?

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      That’s a major problem with this law. If you don’t like someone, just accuse them of being gay and call the police, or the local gangs that kill gays.

  • F**k you Kitty

    You do realize that if Museveni has a daughter, she WILL get death threats because of this ‘satire’. This is how rumors start and this story is not remotely implausible or fantastic.

    • Chilidawg

      So?

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      That’s a major problem with this law. If you don’t like someone, just accuse them of being gay.

  • shaky

    ´this is really false Information! how come it has just linked outside Uganda?? however wrote this wants to spoil the image of Uganda especially that of the president! PLEASE LEAVE UGANDA IN PEACE;PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • F**k you Kitty

      SEE? They bloody believe it.

      This is going to cause REAL problems in Uganda.

      • Chilidawg

        Good.

    • Chilidawg

      No sense of humor.

      Typical.

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      Nothing wrong with being lesbian, so it’s no disgrace to your president. What IS a disgrace is stripping LGBT of our citizenship.

      • Pompoir = Tight Vagina

        homosexuality = Death

        • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

          Utter nonsense. I am homosexual and 61 years of age. Who is telling you these lies?

          • Pompoir = Tight Vagina

            Aids is spread from butt sex. Bi-sexual men then go on to spread it to women and from women to straight men.

            …………it’s called the cycle of death and it start with the gays

          • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

            Uninfected people cannot infect anybody. Homosexuality isn’t the cause of STI and HIV/AIDS transmission, unsafe sexual practice, sharing intravenous needles are responsible.

            In the wider world,f 33.3 million AIDS cases worldwide, 15.9 million are female, and 2.6 million children, so it’s very clear that your heterosexuality will NOT protect you from HIV infection; only monogamy and safe sex will do that.

            African Americans account for only 14% of the US population, yet they account for over 40% of HIV/AIDS infections. It therefore makes no more sense to say that someone should not be gay in order to avoid infection, than it would to say that one should not be black, so as to avoid HIV/AIDS infection. A monogamous same sex couple is at no greater risk of spreading or catching STI’s like AIDS than a heterosexual monogamous couple. The key is monogamy – every reason to encourage gays to marry. Lesbians are at zero risk of HIV/AIDS, yet they are homosexuals too.

          • Pompoir = Tight Vagina

            Pussy > Shitty asshole

          • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

            Stop being abusive to people who mean you no harm and do you no harm. It isn’t kind behaviour, and doesn’t speak well of Uganda as a country that would make such rude people as you with such bad manners.

  • Guest

    I DIDN’T. I have just been notified that you have followed me, so unfollow me, you creepy c**t.

    • Chilidawg
  • Dave

    Well God be with her and bless her. She just put herself at life risk, and yet she is put into the one place where she could save others. Suddenly I am thinking of Queen Esther…she took a great chance revealing to her VERY angry royal husband that she was a Jew and that the law about to be signed was to kill her and her people. May God use this lady’s bravery in the same way, and end hate and murder in Uganda. Peace.

    • Ali Twaha

      There is no Murder any where in Uganda….But we have a law to arrest these vermin’s for life!

      • Steve Cheney

        “There is no Murder any where in Uganda.”

        wat?

        • Ali Twaha

          Apart from pro-homo countries picking on us…We are gd.

          • Steve Cheney

            Ha, you are a card.

          • Chilidawg

            Coo Coo,
            Coo Coo

      • baruchzed

        People who hate are sick. People who murder are sick. Justify your hatred however you want, the fact is you are a sick person promoting horrible crimes which are not good for anyone. Your country is already worse off from this law because the people are turning against each other, people are being murdered, and the rest of the world is seeing Uganda as backwards.

        • Ali Twaha

          No one is turning against anybody! We don’t hate, its a measure to avoid decadence in our country.

          • Chilidawg

            Stop and listen to yourself. You are filled with anger and hatred.

          • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

            Explain to me how I am “decadent”.

      • Chilidawg

        —-

        Ali Twaha: “There is no Murder any where in Uganda”

        ——
        You are insane.

      • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

        Why are your prisons so overcrowded then?

        • Capacity of Ugandan prison system = 15,000
        • Current occupancy of Ugandan prisons = 38,000

    • Chilidawg

      It is a parody article.

  • pat

    This story is soooooo false! Hahahaha!

  • Saiyd Mbs

    for us we dont need it in BUGANDA …if she wants it let her go ……………….where she belongs

  • Alan Russell Carter

    Meanwhile, you’re all still discussing a parody article! lol

  • Chilidawg

    To those of you who deny that sexual orientation is an inborn trait, please provide the evidence to support this claim.

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      I can supply evidence to SUPPORT the claim. I was born gay.

  • Pompoir = Tight Vagina

    LMAO!!!!!! I think every gay retweeted, reblogs, and post this fake news.

    Viva satire!

  • Pompoir = Tight Vagina

    I’m moving to Uganda.

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      Just wait till someone takes a dislike to you and accuses you of being gay. They will rip the limbs from your body.

      • Pompoir = Tight Vagina

        I been robbed at gun point here in the good ol’ USA. My brother was violently robbed two months ago here in Camden NJ. I sure it can’t be that much worse. Plus for the most part, Africans are pretty friendly if you respect their culture.

        • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

          i don’t respect ANY culture that strips minorities of their human rights. The disrespect is mutual.

          • Pompoir = Tight Vagina

            I do agree that people should respect each other, but I still wonder how a man could pick butthole over vagina though. Oh, what a tangled web we weave…………

  • PaulNepote

    She is not a Homosexual, she’s just afraid of Dicks..

  • shots

    getting your laws from a holy book that is fiction…. no wonder by they way you people act people equate you with apes…. no I take that back apes act better

    • Pompoir = Tight Vagina

      thumbs down

      • shots

        you can thumbs down all you want but denying people the right to be happy because of some fictional holy book is not right no matter how you look at it

  • halaanes

    This would truly be poetic justice if it were true. What are the sources for this story?

  • halaanes

    Oh. Okay. Just realized what the name of this website is. Good one. ;-)

  • Gingerbread2

    SCROLL DOWN to the bottom of the web page- there is a disclaimer: it is a satire, parody, etc. none of these stories are actually true.

  • jages

    oho………

  • mathias

    Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the
    kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor
    adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, Nor
    thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit
    the kingdom of God. And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are
    sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of
    our God. 1Cor 6:9-11

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      While you’re busy there judging us homosexuals, read this:

      “Do not judge others, or you yourself will be
      judged. You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and
      then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.”
      MATTHEW 7:5

      AND then tell me whether YOU obey your Bible, ALL of it?

      OLD TESTAMENT
      DEUTERONOMY 7:3 No marriage shall be sanctioned of people of different races.
      DEUTERONOMY 13:13-17 A town that allows the practice of more than one religion must be burned to the ground and its citizens slaughtered.
      DEUTERONOMY 21:18-21 “If a man has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey the voice of his father or the voice of his mother… then all the men of the city shall stone him to death with stones.”
      DEUTERONOMY 22:13-21 A woman not a virgin on her wedding night must be executed.
      DEUTERONOMY 22:22 If a married person has sex with someone else’s husband or wife, both adulterers be stoned to death.
      DEUTERONOMY 22:28-29 A virgin who is raped must marry her rapist.
      DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12 If a man gets into a fight with another man and his wife seeks to rescue her husband by grabbing the enemy’s genitals, her hand shall be cut off and no pity shall be shown her.
      EXODUS 4:11 “The LORD said to
      him, “Who has made man’s mouth? Or who makes him mute or deaf, or
      seeing or blind? Is it not I, the LORD?”
      EZEKIEL 18:5-6 No marriage shall be sanctioned in which the wedding ceremony shall occur during the women’s menstrual cycle.
      KINGS 11:2 No marriage shall be sanctioned of people of different races.
      LEVITICUS 11:6-8 Outlaws the playing of football (touching the skin of a dead pig).
      LEVITICUS 11:9-12 Eating shellfish or pork strictly forbidden.
      LEVITICUS 18:19 A married couple who have sexual intercourse during a woman’s period shall both be executed.
      LEVITICUS 19:19 May not wear polyester cotton shirts (wearing garments of mixed fabrics forbidden)
      LEVITICUS 20:9 “Anyone who curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death.”
      LEVITICUS 20:18 No marriage shall be sanctioned in which the wedding ceremony shall occur during the women’s menstrual cycle.
      LEVITICUS 21:17-21 “Speak to Aaron, saying, ‘No man of your offspring throughout their generations who has a defect shall approach to offer the food of his God. | ‘For no one who has a defect shall approach: a blind man, or a lame man, or he who has a disfigured face, or any deformed limb, | or a man who has a broken foot or broken hand, | or a unchback or a dwarf, or one who has a defect in his eye or eczema or scabs or crushed testicles.| ‘No man among the descendants of Aaron the priest who has a defect is to come near to offer the LORD’S offerings by fire; since he has a
      defect, he shall not come near to offer the food of his God.”
      LEVITICUS 25:45 Says it’s OK for a foreigner in your country to sell you their child, and equally OK for you to buy them and treat them as chattel.
      LEVITICUS 26:14-30 “Then if you walk contrary to me …you shall eat the flesh of your sons, and you shall eat the flesh of your daughters.”
      NUMBERS 15:32,35 Anyone who picks up sticks on the Sabbath must be killed.
      NUMBERS 25:6-8 No marriage shall be sanctioned of people of different races.
      PROVERBS 19:2 “…and he that hasteth with his feet sinneth.” (running and therefore all athletic sports are a sin)

      NEW TESTAMENT
      COLOSSIANS 3:22 “Slaves, obey your human masters in everything; don’t work only
      while being watched, in order to please men, but work wholeheartedly,
      fearing the Lord.”
      CORINTHIANS 6:14-17 No marriage shall be sanctioned between Christians & non-Christians.
      CORINTHIANS 14:34 Women should be silent in the churches, for they are not permitted to speak, but should be submissive, as the law also says.
      JOHN 1:9-11 No marriage shall be sanctioned between Christians & non-Christians.
      MARK 10:1-12 Divorce is strictly forbidden in both Testaments, as is remarriage of anyone who has been divorced
      MARK
      12:18-27 If a man dies childless, his widow is ordered to have
      intercourse with each of his brothers in turn until she bears her
      deceased husband a male heir.”
      MATTHEW 5:28 No marriage shall be sanctioned for any man who has had sexual thoughts of any woman other than his intended.
      MATTHEW 5:32 No marriage will be sanctioned between people who have been divorced.
      TIMOTHY 2:12 “But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence”
      TIMOTHY 5:5-15 No marriage shall be sanctioned involving a widow (unless it is to her brother-in-law). All women whose husbands have passed away shall refrain from intimacy & pleasure for the remainder of their lives.

      Jesus said the Old Testament must be obeyed – every word of it:

      1) “For truly, I say to you, till heaven and earth pass away, not an iota,
      not a dot, will pass the law until all is accomplished. Whoever then
      relaxes one of the least of these commandments and teaches men so,
      shall be called least in the kingdom of heaven; but he who does them and
      teaches them shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.” (Matthew
      5:18-19 RSV) Clearly the Old Testament is to be abided by until the
      end of human existence itself. None other then Jesus said so.
      2) All of the vicious Old Testament laws will be binding forever. “It is
      easier for Heaven and Earth to pass away than for the smallest part of
      the letter of the law to become invalid.” (Luke 16:17 NAB)
      3)Jesus strongly approves of the law and the prophets. He hasn’t the
      slightest objection to the cruelties of the Old Testament. “Do not
      think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come
      not to abolish but to fulfill. Amen, I say to you, until heaven and
      earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter
      will pass from the law, until all things have taken place.” (Matthew
      5:17 NAB)
      4) “Know this first of all, that there is no prophecy of scripture that is a matter of personal interpretation, for no prophecy ever came through human will; but rather human beings moved by the holy Spirit spoke under the influence of God.” (2 Peter 20-21 NAB)

      • rahollier

        Great post! However, you left out an important one: Numbers 5 – Instructions on what a husband should do if he suspects his wife is pregnant with another man’s child. –Have the priest of the Temple force her to drink a bitter brew; if she’s guilty of adultery, her “abomination will spill between her thighs onto the floor of the Temple” (paraphrasing). Seems the patriarchs were more concerned about whose sperm fertilized that egg than any concern at all for the egg itself.

  • c_dynes

    You are all aware that this is a spoof story and that this web site only does spoofs?

  • Frank Dennis

    Abril uno = April 1st = April Fools. Seeing as I can find no mention of this in any legitimate news source, I’m gonna assume this is a joke.

  • Erik

    Unbelievably courageous.

    • Pompoir = Tight Vagina

      You do know the story is fake right?

  • mike

    Why waste your breath arguing with indoctrinated black africans?
    They are too far gone to see the voice of reason, so let them be the ignorant fools they are.
    There are far worse issues that we should prioritise as opposed to who sleeps with who.
    Its 2014, those who don’t evolve with life shall simply have karma to answer to!
    Its uncanny how racist these bafoons actually are, yet the ‘weak white mans’ money is good enough to wipe their asses when it suits them? And no… I aint white.
    It just irritates me that race is still a drawcard for idiots when it suits.
    So to you black uneducated ignorant homophobic backward repulsive fools, get a life, or better yet, ask yourself why you’d conform to mainstream indoctrination and classify yourselves as heterosexual…?
    Get a life already!

    • Daisydot

      Wise words Mike, thank you

  • Kingsley Agbonaye

    Can we legalise polygamy in Western world? Afterall it is part of human rights!

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      Mormons approve of it, and so do many Middle Eastern countries. Why, even the Holy Bible approves of it:

      Polygamy OK:
      • Solomon … had 700 wives … and 300 concubines. (1 Kings 11:2-3)
      • Rehoboam … took 18 wives, and 60 concubines. (2 Chronicles 11:21)
      • But Abijah waxed mighty, and married 14 wives…. (2 Chronicles 13:21)

    • Natha

      It has been discussed in Sweden, but many people think that there could be practical consequences which are too negative. For example, some women might not have the courage to tell their husband that they don’t want him to marry another woman (and this is a (small) problem even know, when people travel to other countries and get married). However, there are some people who think that it should be legal for men and women to marry more than one person.

  • James Ogwal

    Sometimes
    some problems can only be solved if you are willing to shut your mouth
    and learn how to open your ears, heart and head.

  • Mzee Bwanika

    M7 is a MAN, at least in history, I’ve never felt as good of him as I feel now. Even if it’d been true that his daughter was gay, God would take him over that after what he manifested for this Country and for Africa as a whole. You have our prayers and our support Mr. President.

    • Chilidawg

      —”M7 is a MAN, at least in history, I’ve never felt as good of him as I feel now”—

      It sounds like you have quite the “man crush” going on there.

  • Wilfred Komakech

    She is just blatantly lying!
    How can you know your sexual orientation at a tender age.
    Lets stop being what we are not!!!

    • Chilidawg

      I think kids know.

  • Ric

    Gay pole hv lost the war in Uganda, go fight somewhere else. there r far more pertinent issues in the world than so called human rights infringements thru gay laws. Laws have existed for ages that have always been pro and against a certain group of people. Natural or not It has been criminalized in Uganda period. Millions of children are dying of hunger whilst some r fighting to f@#%k someone is the ass, children r getting raped and killed daily and wat are we doing abt it? The west fights wars tht they have no right to be involved in which leave countries in perennial turmoil, where is the sanity in that. Get with the program, practice it somewhere else. Fighting to legalize ganja has more benefits to society at large than this mediocrity. The world has better problems to deal with, more so can the west please stop telling Africans how to run thier affairs, we are sick of it.

    • Chilidawg

      Do you realize that the anti-gay laws in Uganda were written by white missionaries from the US?

  • d7samurai

    seriously, people. if using your brain doesn’t do it for you, scroll down to the bottom of the page:

    “© Copyright 2014, Abril Uno. All rights reserved. Abril Uno is a satire, parody and spoof web publication. Abril Uno uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases where public figures or companies are being satirized, parodied or spoofed. Any resemblance to the truth, actual events, actual persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental and is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof. All articles contained herein are fiction (“fake”), untrue, for entertainment only, and of no news value whatsoever. “

  • fic

    she is stupid. she shall face the law whether she is the president’s daughter or not

    • Chilidawg

      Abril fool

  • Tony Paknadel

    Homosexuality is totally normal – that’s why it is impossible to find a single community on Earth where homosexuality doesn’t exist. In other words it is normal for every country, town, city, village, school, church group, profession, etc, etc, to have gay members. You can’t get any more normal than that.

  • bob123456789

    This is really badly written satire. Satire is supposed to be funny, make intelligent critiques, be over the top, etc etc. This was written very dryly and matter of fact…almost indistinguishable from a genuine news article. It’s why I wouldn’t call this piece a satire…it’s just one big lie.

    • Chilidawg

      I disagree. I think it is funny the way the story keeps tricking people. It even had me going for a bit.

      • Natha

        You could argue that it is funny, but it is different from satire. But to be fair, it doesn’t claim to be satire (it says “satire, parody and spoof”). I think that it is valuble because it can create a discussion about the topic. However, if the president does have a daughter, this could be dangerous for her.

        • Chilidawg

          Who cares about her.

          On the other hand, maybe her daddy will realize the true danger if this bill.

  • Eddy Bergman

    Kudo’s to this girl! The irony! These medieval ways of thinking need to be banished from the world starting with politics and policy makers.

    • Chilidawg

      April fool. (Abril UNO)

      • Eddy Bergman

        Yeah, I sort of latched onto that too late. Couldn’t delete comment. Oh well, joke’s on me :p

  • retroFuture

    Note to aspiring satirists:

    Satire is about using humour and exaggeration to make incisive critique about the state of the world. Simply making up a bullshit story and reporting it as true is not satire, it’s just bullshit.

  • Florencio Florencio

    in my opinion, have a discussion with homophobes, racists, religious fanatics and others, is a complete waste of time …

  • Manuel Morillo

    HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !! I LOVE THIS ! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !

    • Chilidawg

      Read the title of the site again.

      Or just scroll ALL the way down to the bottom on the page and read the desclaimer.

  • Chilidawg

    Once again, for those Ugandans here that fail to understand basic biology.

    Sexual orientation is a genetic trait, just like being left-handed.

    Study basic biology, please.

  • Ken Lockerman

    Speaking of language: “could not seemingly get words”

  • Andrew Mtumba

    Well the whole topic is false,like one said,ABRIL UNO translates April as being a fools day.The president’s daughter has not come to admit she is lesbian.

  • MoKilo

    Out right lie , where is the video to proof this ? Stop empty noices !!!!

    • Chilidawg

      What’s the matter? Can’t take a joke?

      What if someone came out and accused you if being gay?

      How would you defend yourself?

      are you gay?

  • Chilidawg

    To the citizens of Uganda. The above article is a fake, a spoof, satire. Many of you have expressed concern for the safety of the daughter over this article. I would not worry. She has a very powerful daddy who can protect her.

    Be worried for yourselves. Think about this. Is there someone out there that does not like you? What if they accused you of being gay? What would you do to protect yourself? What will you do when the mob shows up at your door with a couple old tires and a gallon of gasoline? And there you are, standing with a lit match in your hand.

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      You are quite correct, and this is completely true. If you don’t like someone, just tell the mob they are gay, and your enemy will be dead the next morning. The police won’t bother to investigate because it was only “a gay”.

  • sick of the ignorance

    That was brave as all get out. Her father will probably kill her literally…but wow. Just wow.

    • Chilidawg

      Read the name of this site again.

  • Makx

    So this is where the hate is coming from? His own private fear and he imposes the justice on everyone? He cant wrap his litle mind that his own seed is homosexual so he must punish everyone? Oh the injustice of bullies!!!

    • Chilidawg

      Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet, especially if it is on a site named after April fools day.

  • Rwampuuga

    The President of Uganda has three married daughters and have children. That may not indeed stop them being gay, but they are NOT! In any event, that does not stop the President from doing what the majority of we Ugandans want! I find presumptuous of Wolfwitz when he links development aid with sex!!! These fellows also need roads ,schools and guess what: hospitals! So tomorrow Africa will have aid suspended if we do not have sex our dogs?? There are dog lovers and for heaven sake the WB has no business in peoples’ bed rooms! Rwampuuga.

    • Chilidawg

      If the WB has no buisness in your bedrooms, why is your government there?

  • Okwara Pascal

    Sorry to say this, now am together with one African president who said the whites have run short of ideas. Africa/ Uganda should stand hard and firm to save humanity so that human race can multiply. Forget these animals in a human skin.
    These are nonsense, nonsense, we shall eliminate them one by one.

    • Chilidawg

      You are insane. Did you know that?

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      You must be one of those “christians”. How can it in any sense be “wise” to assassinate 350 million gay people (5% of 7 billion) who didn’t do anything bad to you? Even if you kill every one of us, we will continue being born as I was, to heterosexual parents. To be completely sure to get rid of all of us you would have to kill our heterosexual parents,so they didn’t have any gay children. Apart from one distant uncle, I am the only gay in my family. If you killed my parents to prevent me from being born, then you would also have prevented my heterosexual sister and my three heterosexual brothers from being born.

      The other point is that killing 350 million people will take you quite a while, because we can’t just be bombed or gassed in one go, since we are to be found in every occupation and every society on earth. World War 2 only killed 50 million people, and that took 6 years and all the world’s ordnance. Also, at what age would you start to kill us? I knew I was gay at age 13, but many discover their romantic same sex attraction even younger. My parents would not wish you to kill me, because they love ALL their children, not just the heterosexual ones. Will you just come and take the gay kids away? Don’t our parents have a say?

      Are you sure you’ve really thought this through? And what kind of person are you, that would want to commit mass murder on an industrial scale?

    • Kakmonstret

      Hitler? You’re alive?!

      • Okwara Pascal

        Hi Devil/evil.

        • Kakmonstret

          You want to kill people and you are calling me evil? You must be very confused.

          • Okwara Pascal

            Gays are devils in human skin who deserve elimination from society. Just like thieves put on death sentense, are gays. These are not normal creatures, I cannot even compaire them to any animal or bird. Come to your senses you will know the truth and how you came to exist, not through gay practices.

  • james

    I am not sure if this is about Africa. I hope gay law that was passed in Uganda by President Mustveni should be respected. I personal made this comment because we Africa must keep the nature of humans when God created us male and female. We should allow the image of what God wanted us to be. I think it was a great idea when God created males and females to produce and keep the world alive. There is no same same sex Mr. President. Your daughter braved by big grants to betray media and turn it around for business. Never be dishearten because of your the gay law still can excuites any one is not respect the new bill that society. I am in Australia where there are 20% gays and many African do not join in. Why Africa while they are now free to join in Europe. It is all about busy so that they can take day off for madi gras.

    • Chilidawg

      God created the homosexuals as well. Why do you deny what god has wrought?

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      Heterosexuals do that and are already overpopulating the planet. Why do you want to add another 350 million baby making machines to the planet and destroy civilisation who cannot even feed the children already alive?

  • Patrick

    pure fabrication…what is the name of the girl?

  • Isaac Banda

    You dirty dogs in America, Europe go to hell with your homosexual ideologies please hands off Africa we will determine our own destiny and homosexuality is not part of it

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      Homosexuals constitute about 5-10% of the population in all parts of the world. We are always born to heterosexual parents, as I was. You cannot eliminate homosexuality, because we are born this way.

      • Isaac Banda

        you were born normal, it is such kind of mentality” we were born like this way” that has brainwashed you. were your parents homosexuals?

        • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

          No-one brainwashed me, and you do not know me better than I know myself. On what scientific evidence do you base your theory? Links will do.

          While you’re researching yours, here are mine (delete spaces to open links):

          American Psychological Association, which with over 173,000 members is the largest professional body of its kind in the world:
          w w w .apa . org/helpcenter/sexual-orientation.aspx

          The University of California:
          h t t p ://psychology.ucdavis. edu/rainbow/html/facts_mental_health.html (not a mental disorder)

          Conflicting religious views on homosexuality:
          h t t p ://en. wikipedia. org/wiki/List_of_Christian_denominational_positions_on_homosexuality

          Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays:
          h t t p ://community. pflag. org

          Evolutionary imperative for homosexuality:
          h t t p ://chronicle. com/article/The-Evolutionary-Mystery-of/135762
          h t t p ://w w w . bbc. co. uk/news/magazine-26089486

          Genetic predisposition:
          w w w . independent. ie/world-news/europe/gay-gene-is-only-one-part-of-the-story-in-determining-sexuality-30008711. html
          w w w . mirror. co . uk/news/technology-science/science/homosexuality-dna-say-scientists-3145703
          w w w . dailymail. co. uk/sciencetech/article-2559794/Could-EARWAX-reveal-youve-youve-eaten-GAY-Scientists-say-substance-overlooked-source-personal-information. html

          Homosexuality in animals:
          h t t p: //en . wikipedia. org/wiki/Homosexual_behavior_in_animals
          w w w . youtube. com/watch?v=VUwza5Grxos
          w w w . dailymail. co. uk/news/article-2570161/Anyone-spot-Simba-Lion-cubs-dance-playful-scenes-South-African-savannah. html

          • Isaac Banda

            I have read many researches on sexual orientation and I think there is nothing new. I have even written papers while a college student on this topic. No scientific evidence has so far convinced me that some people are born homosexual. in fact in my country I have interviewed some people who claim to be homosexual while I was working for a radio station. My observation is that homosexuality is a learned behavior, its a choice. Some people claim that they are attracted to the same sex than opposite sex yet they also meddle with women/men. Some people become homosexuals out of frustration or bad upbringing, if a young girl get abused sexually her desire or passion for health sexual relationship with males get dwindled and eventually turn into a homosexual. I have a friend who chose to be a homosexual because her father was violent against her mother, she hated men. so all the scientific researches I have read are usually biased, they already have their conclusion before hypothesis and I will never believe in them. Look in Uganda scientist did their research and found that no one is born a homosexual

          • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

            Well I provided you links to evidence that it IS an inborn trait. You on the other hand claim to have “scientific evidence” and didn’t manage to cite even one example.

            Please provide links to your evidence.

          • Kakmonstret

            Interesting, so you are basically saying that everyone is bisexual? I find it hard to believe.

    • Chilidawg

      Are you aware that the laws criminalizing homosexuality were written by white men? This all started from the Christian evangelical church. Run by rich white men.

    • Kakmonstret

      Homosexuality has been present in Africa since the dawn of time. It has nothing to do with Europe or America. You are just instigating Apartheid in another form. I would have thought Africans would understand that nothing good can come from discrimination but I guess ignorance never dies.

  • https://www.facebook.com/urbanato Esteban Valles

    Is this for real?

    • https://www.facebook.com/urbanato Esteban Valles

      Oh, nevermind, I just read the tags…

  • mathias

    Ye do the deeds of your father. Then said they to him, We be not born of fornication; we have one Father, even God. Jesus said unto them, If God were your Father, ye would love me: for I proceeded forth and came from God; neither came I of myself, but he sent me. Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not. 46 Which of you
    convinceth me of sin? And if I say the truth, why do ye not believe me? He that
    is of God heareth God’s words: ye therefore hear them not, because ye are not of
    God. JOHN 8:41-47

    • Chilidawg

      Yeah, whatever. . .

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      Which has nothing to do with me being a gay man.

    • Kakmonstret

      “A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.”
      GANDALF, Fellowship of the Ring.

  • jaggernaut

    oh good lawd….Born gay wow!!!! i must have been living under a rock. so sad when People try to justify stupidity!!!

    • Chilidawg

      The scientific consensus is that sexual orientation is a genetic trait.

      • Tim

        That’s not true it’s far more complicated than that

    • http://www.derekwilliams.net Derek Williams

      You MUST have been living under a rock if you didn’t realise I was born gay.

  • Baim Le Bon

    If it isn’t chemical then its natural. As if gays, when they were a child took something chemical and boom, they turn gay? No, then its natural, just like i prefer sweets and you prefer sours

  • Andrea Lopez

    Homosexuality = SICKNESS I WILL SEND THEM TO THE HELL

  • KUTEESAKWE DAVID

    But you guys can be stupid!! Can you read the story being given to you? Haven’t you noticed the so called “president’s daughter” has no name? I live in Uganda and non of this has happened! simple lies to make you feel good.
    Okay. asking how far we are with the faggots?. yep! they reported a case in court against the minister in charge and they lost. nothing big. just fagoty character

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